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Okay that's it I'm done. This is my last post. :(

I hear you. "Honey, does this red dress make me look fat?" "No not at all! But how about that other sexy black one?" ;) sometimes a little lie is okay.

Thanks, what were you flying?

That's why you need to be on the numbers ready to go. Kind of difficult to hold short if you're already lined up and waiting. :rolleyes:

Not quite. You take 30 seconds to start rolling from behind the hold short line, then take another 30 seconds to move slowly into place. Then another 30-45 seconds before getting going. By the time you reach where the jet departed you're beyond 2 minutes.

No matter what? Isn't that a lie? :yikes: :rolleyes:

I don't request a takeoff delay from the tower I just do it. If they tell me I'm cleared to takeoff but add the "warning wake turbulence", I will then proceed to take my sweet time to take as long as I want to get moving. Remember ATC works for US. Important thing is to line up so they don't let...

:eek: Can they really do that?

I would then say "Hmmm, funny I thought I needed to go. Can you pass me the toilet paper please?"

I appear to have struck a raw nerve. I am truly sorry for that. There is nothing wrong with getting free stuff or services. All I am saying is that you should smile and not complain about it that is all. :sad:

Nope. From ATC point of view it is impossible for them to know the REAL reason why I am diverting unless I now suddenly run out of fuel short of the diversion airport then they would probably suspect that is really why I was diverting. It is a stupid question that they have to ask and they don't...

On behalf of all present, I accept your apology. :D I was not calling you a thief. Did I use that word? Freeloader maybe.

It's okay. We get it. You love dogs. I have two myself. But don't put dogs ahead of people.

Well not all of us are dog lovers. In some parts of the world dogs are eaten as food. This is a meaningful as you saying your transported cows from one place to another. As you know some people eat cows. I love eating animals myself. If I could eat a dog I would. I've eaten bear. What's the...

Were you intending on buying fuel? Or were you there just to make use of their fine estabishment, pee in their toilet, maybe steal some cookies and coffee and generally just freeload?

So who runs the charge on your credit card? The lovely young lady behind the counter or the guys working the planes? If the answer is the lovely young lady then you probably need to listen to her ;)

If I bring a fine bottle of wine am I welcome at your party? ;) Not really the beer swilling type myself.

I'm sorry, Captain, you've painted a pretty full picture of the kind of person you are. You just called up this gal and told her to order a pizza for you? Nice. Very nice. I'm not surprised you get the "full treatment" of a full fee schedule at every FBO you visit. :rofl: A word of advice...

It's just a plane that goes more quickly, that is all. I bet you could handle it just fine... I have faith in you Jesse!

I only give rides to female hitchhikers. Gotta be safe ya know! ;)