The difference between Men and Women

Henning

Henning

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Just read this one, had to pass it along, just too good.:yes:

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
>
>A man only needs to be:
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father
> 6. a master
> 7. a chef
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
> 44. compassionate
>
>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 45. give her compliments regularly
> 46. love shopping
> 47. be honest
> 48. be very rich
> 49. not stress her out
> 50. not look at other girls
>
>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
> 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your
>life and limb
>
>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and
>arrangements she makes.
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Fix him something to eat.
 
:D I ain't saying nothing!:rofl:

Okay, seems like a good list.
 
Henning said:
Just read this one, had to pass it along, just too good.:yes:

......
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Show up naked
> 2. Fix him something to eat.
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3. Bring beer
 
Carol said:
3. Bring beer
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Lemme tell ya, if you get past #1 and he's asking where the BEER is (?!?), forget #2 and get him to a meeting of some sort! Dude's got a problem!
 
Everskyward said:
Depends on what she looks like, no? :hairraise:
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That is why beer *may* be needed. (remember, a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2)

;)
 
All I can say is Vive la difference (SIC).
 
Dave Krall CFII said:
That's a nice thought Carol but beer is covered under 'something to eat' !
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The beer is for later, after he installs the towel bar.
 
Eamon said:
You need a towel bar??

I'll bring my tools next time.... :goofy: :goofy: :goofy: :goofy:
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LOL! Yes, actually, did you notice the brackets in the wall? They've been like that since August 2000. I put up the towel bar THREE TIMES and it kept falling down, so I finally gave up.:dunno:
 
Toby said:
LOL! Yes, actually, did you notice the brackets in the wall? They've been like that since August 2000. I put up the towel bar THREE TIMES and it kept falling down, so I finally gave up.:dunno:
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Same thing here, it just won't stay put. So now it has gone MIA but the brackets are still there at least.
 
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