Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

Nothing like waking up at 2am on Christmas morning and thinking "I'll add some humor to the humor thread".

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Charlie Golf]

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From WikiP:
On occasion, Cole would wander the streets with a cow's teat poking through the fly of his trousers; once he judged he had caused optimum outrage he would cut off the offending protrusion with a pair of scissors.

 

[MauleSkinner]

I got a book of Dad jokes for Christmas…it’s like a dad-a-base of jokes.

 

[MauleSkinner]

And by the way, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quacks!






BUTT QUACKS!

 

[Matthew]

And by the way, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quacks!






BUTT QUACKS!

ouch. I had to “like” that just so I could “unlike” it!

 

[Zeldman]

Only 363 days until Christmas.!!

https://christmascountdown.online/christmas-countdown-2022/

 

[Palmpilot]

Weird; seems like it should say 364, given that today is the 26th.

 

[Half Fast]

Weird; seems like it should say 364, given that today is the 26th.

But today is only the second day of Christmas, St. Stephens’ Day. 10 more days of Christmas yet to go.

 

[MauleSkinner]

Weird; seems like it should say 364, given that today is the 26th.

363 days “before “ Christmas make more sense?

 

[Palmpilot]

363 days “before “ Christmas make more sense?

Beats me.

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[flyingpreacher]

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Is it bad that I didn't believe a twitter post and verified that it does indeed say that?

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[Charlie Golf]

 

[Hawker800]

 

[CharlieD3]

Ruh ROH, Rooby Roo!

 

[Jim K]

Stolen from faceballs:

 

[luvflyin]

Stolen from faceballs:
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Ok. I give up. Who is Trevor Jacobs?

 

[MauleSkinner]

Ok. I give up. Who is Trevor Jacobs?

https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/taylorcraft-down-california.135906/

 

[luvflyin]

https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/taylorcraft-down-california.135906/

Oh. That guy. Is he in jail yet?

 

[bflynn]

broken Delorean

Yeah. Now we know why Doc Brown choose to go forward to 2015 and not any further.

 

[kaiser]

 

[A1Topgun]

 

[CharlieD3]

Eats jackalopes, too!

 

[bflynn]

Edgy...Too soon?

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

 

[bflynn]

Bro - do you even geek?

 

[kath]

Not a vi expert, but apparently I am such a geek, I laughed SO hard....!!! Very very nice

 

[Timbeck2]

<--- not a geek, don't get it.

 

[bflynn]

It’s the “abort” command sequence for the standard UNIX edit program (vi). ESC gets you out of other modes, : is to enter a command, the q command is to quit and the ! Means suppress warnings and do it.

Programmers are lazy and would rather memorize arcane command ms like this than type things out.

 

[Timbeck2]

It’s the “abort” command sequence for the standard UNIX edit program (vi). ESC gets you out of other modes, : is to enter a command, the a command is to quit and the ! Means suppress warning gas and do it.

Programmers are lazy and would rather memorize arcane command ms like this than type things out.

Ah...okay.

*steps backward as quietly as possible and leaves the room*