lol Wel, I wasn't gonna say anything, but...you're exactly right.
My black '52 Pontiac, after ten (?) coats of Collinite No 845 wax, went from a 10-foot paint job to a 2-foot paint job. I can see myself in it.
Almost immediately, it gets dusty. When it's humid, the dust sticks. Then it gets greasy.
Mind you, this happens WHILE IT'S PARKED IN THE HANGAR. When we drive it for ice cream, or in a parade, multiply this phenomenon times four, and add bugs.
If you need a reason to stay out of the bars, buy a black car with big white wall tires. You will do nothing but polish and clean. Luckily for me, it's a labor of love. Here we are in last weekend's Old Town Port Aransas parade, courtesy of the local newspaper.