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SixPapaCharlie

SixPapaCharlie

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Probably a common mistake. They were in the same drawer. It was dark. I reached in and grabbed the "headlamp" and went outside to look at a broken sprinkler head.

Then it happened...
I crossed the invisible fence.

There was pain, a bright light, and I saw a lot of my dead relatives telling me to go back it's not my time.


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We need to implant a selfie-stick on you and live-stream. Netflix would lose millions.
 
I challenged an old friend to wear that thing around his neck. he did. he got zapped. I had it on video. I said fk that. he said you're a big giant pusseh. he's right. my cell phone got stolen. I have no proof this ever happened. but it did. y'all should try it some time.
 
I had a beagle that I used to hunt rabbits with that liked to run deer so I got a collar. Being the responsible dog owner and lover that I am I decided to try it on my leg before trying it on the dog. One was no big deal, 3 got your attention and 5 was downright painful.
 
I tested one of those around my arm once on max, vaulted the fence, and ended up in a pile on the other side of the fence. Half laughing, half doubled over in pain. Jesse Angell was witness to this.
 
DavidWhite said:
I tested one of those around my arm once on max, vaulted the fence, and ended up in a pile on the other side of the fence. Half laughing, half doubled over in pain. Jesse Angell was witness to this.
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Yeah, it's like getting kicked in the face.
By lightning.
 
Monty Python

The Life of Bryan

Even they couldn't write this stuff! ;)
 
For the record I don't hurt animals.
I got a dog and couldn't keep him out of the pool so I had them come put the invisible fence in and I put this on him 1 time 4 years ago and I have felt terrible ever since.

I have since learned the proper way to train an animal. I do not use a shock collar and would not. They are IMO a terrible way to teach an animal what can be taught using simple commands and body language.

This found its way back into my drawer because I charged it recently hoping to create a time machine and I was .1 gigawatt short. I only had 1.20
 
I thought you were going to tell us you used it to power up that dog toy from the other thread. Thankfully, I thought wrong.
 
Lachlan said:
I thought you were going to tell us you used it to power up that dog toy from the other thread. Thankfully, I thought wrong.
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I couldn't come up with a good S&M joke. Always safe to fall on back to the future references.
 
Dude, you should put that thing on, get in your car, accelerate to 88 miles an hour, then activate and see if it has the necessary 1.21 jiggawatts to send you back 1985.
 
"Texas Cirrus Pilot electrocuted by dog collar last night while running away from the massive spider population in his yard after checking his air conditioning unit and security cameras." :D Story at 11....
 
flhrci said:
"Texas Cirrus Pilot electrocuted by dog collar last night while running away from the massive spider population in his yard after checking his air conditioning unit and security cameras." :D Story at 11....
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that sounds more like "Florida man"
 
Why are they in the same drawer? Why?!?
 
jsstevens said:
Why are they in the same drawer? Why?!?
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I think because there is a God and he/she gets tired of political posts on facebook too. "You have your free will but I'm just gonna put that right there and you do whatever" popcorn
 
That reminds me of the time I grabbed the Easy Off Oven Cleaner instead of the Lemon Pledge and sprayed it all over Mark's grandfather's handmade drop leaf table. Did I learn my lesson? No. I grabbed the bottle of hydrocloric acid instead of bleach and poured it into my washing machine. In both cases I momentarily wondered about the sickening fumes until I READ THE LABEL. Moral of the story: Easy Off Oven Cleaner makes an excellent stripper.
 
Didn't it vibrate first? Or were you so into that sensation you forgot about the endgame?
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I think because there is a God and he/she gets tired of political posts on facebook too. "You have your free will but I'm just gonna put that right there and you do whatever" popcorn
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You're thinking of Loki.He would do that...
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
For the record I don't hurt animals.
I got a dog and couldn't keep him out of the pool
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Once I was up with a student dong T&Gs in the middle of a weekday and every time we turned final this house below with a pool had a black lab just having a grand time in the pool. Didn't see any humans either.
 
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