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[jesse] 9:09 pm: Nick
[jesse] 9:09 pm: It's easy.
[jesse] 9:09 pm: Having ear pressure problems?
[jesse] 9:10 pm: This is gonna sound weird..But this is how I always do it--gets rid of it instantly
[jesse] 9:10 pm: Take some milk..and purposely drink it wrong to where it'll come out your nose... you can use any liquid really
[jesse] 9:10 pm: that change in pressure releases it instantly for me...
[SkyHog] 9:10 pm: I don't know that I can do that, Jesse
[SkyHog] 9:11 pm: yeah - though - only one ear, the tube is pressurized
[jesse] 9:11 pm: I asked a doctor about it once..he told me some reason about why it works--to hell if i remember it though
[jesse] 9:11 pm: yeah. just drink and kinda snort at the same time
[SkyHog] 9:12 pm: I only have spoiled milk in the fridge
[SkyHog] 9:12 pm: will water work?
[jesse] 9:13 pm: yeah
[jesse] 9:13 pm: i use water or milk cuz it hurts less
[jesse] 9:13 pm: but i've done pop before too
[SkyHog] 9:14 pm: unfortunately, when my ears pressurize, I am constantly reminded that I was a moron as a teen and played my guitar standing
in front of my amp on stage at full volume many many times
[jesse] 9:14 pm: tilt your head back..drink..and snort
[SkyHog] 9:15 pm: if you're *BLEEP* ng with me, Jesse, I'm going to kick your ass at Gastons.
[jesse] 9:15 pm: no im serious
[jesse] 9:15 pm: do you think im that big of an ass
[SkyHog] 9:15 pm: lol
[Tristar] 9:15 pm: he said it not me
[SkyHog] 9:15 pm: heh - I'm just playing around, Jesse. No need to get defensive....
[SkyHog] 9:16 pm: or is there....
[SkyHog] 9:16 pm:
[jesse] 9:16 pm: nah
[jesse] 9:16 pm: don't do it--have your ears hurt all day- i dont care
[SkyHog] 9:17 pm: while it didn't work, I see what you mean, Jesse
[SkyHog] 9:18 pm: the right ear is really clear now
[jesse] 9:18 pm: hm
[SkyHog] 9:18 pm: left ear is still *BLEEP* d up. I suspect maybe I have an ear infection.
[jesse] 9:18 pm: how much did you try
[SkyHog] 9:18 pm: I did it 4 times. The last one still hurts.
[jesse] 9:18 pm: you do realize..i totally *BLEEP* ng made that up
[Tristar] 9:18 pm: nick are you serious
[jesse] 9:18 pm: i figured it might work though..and you'd make a good test dummy
[Tristar] 9:18 pm: haven't you taken enough showers to know what water will do if you snort it
[jesse] 9:19 pm: tris..will you protect me at gastons?
[SkyHog] 9:19 pm: you may be onto something though Jesse, the right ear feels better. Maybe something to do with gagging and coughing
simultaenously??
[Tristar] 9:19 pm: LOL hey you're on your own buddy....you started it
[SkyHog] 9:19 pm: bastard.
[jesse] 9:20 pm: lmfao
[jesse] 9:20 pm: did you actually do it
[jesse] 9:20 pm: ..and does it work?
[SkyHog] 9:20 pm: my throat hurts so bad right now
[SkyHog] 9:20 pm: I did do it. And I could feel the same feeling you feel when you depressurize your ears.
[Tristar] 9:20 pm: nick you're such a gulla bull
[jesse] 9:20 pm: i am a genius
[SkyHog] 9:21 pm: but that might have been wishful thinking too. I'll try it again when I have both ears pressurized
 
well, you were "sorta" on the right track ... google "netti pot" or sinus rinse ... but milk??? ewwwwww

If you make a cow laugh hard enough, will she squirt milk out of her nose?
 
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Hahaha! :rofl: That is AWESOME!

And Nick, take it from a Cheesehead. If you'd used milk, it would have worked. ;) Milk cures all! :D
 
I'm laughing hard enough now that if I were drinking something, it would come out of my nose. :rofl:
 
oy vey...there are little tiny pieces of edamame on my monitor. Ahem. Where's a tissue?
 
The best part was...I was on the phone with Tristan when he said his ear hurt. I told her "Watch this. I bet I can get him to do some really weird home remedy and have him make a fool out of himself..I just gotta think of something" 15 seconds of thinking--and that's what I had. It worked :)
 
Try snorting vodka.

No, really. I was at a bar once, and we took shot glasses and turned them upside down, then filled the little lip in the bottom of the glass with like 1/16th tsp of vodka, 2 shot glasses, both done like that, and one glass to a nostril, SNOOOORT, and repeat.

Not only do you get an IMMENSE rush from the alcohol going direct to your lungs...your sinuses get SO cleared out...

Course, it helps to be already pretty hammered when you try it, and about 19...
 
gkainz said:
well, you were "sorta" on the right track ... google "netti pot" or sinus rinse ... but milk??? ewwwwww

If you make a cow laugh hard enough, will she squirt milk out of her nose?
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Do you netti?? I do it works great. nothing like some nice warm salted water running out your nosed to make you feel less clogged and moist :D
 
This just made my day. Sitting at my office about to fall out of my chair laughing.

Thanks
 
Greebo said:
Try snorting vodka.

No, really. I was at a bar once, and we took shot glasses and turned them upside down, then filled the little lip in the bottom of the glass with like 1/16th tsp of vodka, 2 shot glasses, both done like that, and one glass to a nostril, SNOOOORT, and repeat.

Not only do you get an IMMENSE rush from the alcohol going direct to your lungs...your sinuses get SO cleared out...

Course, it helps to be already pretty hammered when you try it, and about 19...
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Chuck, did you ever party in Fla in the 70's? I could've sworn we've met somewhere before.
 
Wow. Now I kinda miss not finding the time to go to the chat room lately.
 
Frank Browne said:
Chuck, did you ever party in Fla in the 70's? I could've sworn we've met somewhere before.
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Nah, my vodka snorting took place in a little college bar dive called Mac's in Wheeling, WV, in the very late 80's.
 
smigaldi said:
Do you netti?? I do it works great. nothing like some nice warm salted water running out your nosed to make you feel less clogged and moist :D
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yeah, but not as much after sinus surgery ... kind of "only as needed" and I let it go way too long before I recognize "as needed"
 
Moving this to hangar talk. N/A thread.
 
I have snorted whiskey before. Old fraternity fun. However it helps if you bong about three beers first. Other nice sickness fraternity remedies include taking a bottle of dayquil and nyquil and mixing it half and half in a glass and chugging it all. When you wake up the next day sometime you fell pretty good. However, I am sure you kidneys are crying. However, when are they not in college.

And Jesse in the words of my wonderful wife, "Your a sad sorry little man and I pity you." :) Of course she is smiling when she says that....
 
jesse said:
The best part was...I was on the phone with Tristan when he said his ear hurt. I told her "Watch this. I bet I can get him to do some really weird home remedy and have him make a fool out of himself..I just gotta think of something" 15 seconds of thinking--and that's what I had. It worked :)
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That was so halarious. I remember you saying that too. I didn't believe it at first until there was silence and Nick's like "that didnt work." We couldn't stop laughing for nothing. Apparently jesse...proved me wrong once again! Although I did feel sorry for Nick. I dont really know of anything you can do to help ears other than clearing them out like you would on a plane but I'm sure if it was infected that would hurt.
 
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Edamame, very good. I got them in the frozen food aisle. Boil'em with a bit salt and they are tasty. But then I also like boiled peanuts too!
 
smigaldi said:
Edamame, very good. I got them in the frozen food aisle. Boil'em with a bit salt and they are tasty. But then I also like boiled peanuts too!
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Boiled peanuts are outstanding, especially when boiled in a shrimp boil. The trick is to use green peanuts.
 
Edamame is usually found at sushi restaurants. Dave, you up for it?
 
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