We will not negotiate with tourists! No peace in the Middle West

[woodstock]

yes, the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28836

 

[tonycondon]

"There were bodies and quarters everywhere."

LOL that was HILARIOUS!!!

 

[KennyFlys]

That's OLD news!

 

[gibbons]

"There was this massive explosion, and the next thing I knew, I was pinned underneath a 400-pound man in a Chicago Bears sweatshirt and matching sweatpants," said Sorensen, recovering in a nearby hospital. "The doctors say I'm lucky to be alive."

Oh, the humanity!

 

[tonycondon]

Oh, the humanity!

 

[RogerT]

yes, the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28836

That's an old one .. but happens to be my all time favorite
Onion story.

RT

 

[wby0nder]

I read that to my wife last night and she about died laughing at the part about being trapped under a 400 lb guy in a chicago bears sweatshirt. Great stuff.

MM