wait, what?

[chucky]

I have nothing intelligent to say about this story. It made me laugh, though.

 

[AuntPeggy]

He was charged with reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.
...
“At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crew members at risk,” the company said, declining to answer other questions about the incident.

Consistency is the hobgoblin of (I forget the rest)

 

[rottydaddy]

Well, if you're going to have a meltdown in the workplace, you should make a dramatic exit.
At least he didn't shoot anybody...