TWR or BK?

[gkainz]

TWR controller must be moonlighting at Burger King...

A while ago:

"...Twr, Cutlass 77R, 10 north with Delta, inbound for landing..."
"Cutlass 77R, xxx Twr, do you have Information Delta?"
"77R affirmative"
"Cutlass 77R, state intentions"


This morning:

"I'll have a #1 with black coffee"
"Ok, a #1 with black coffee... what would you like to drink with that?"
"Coffee... black."
"Would you like cream or sugar with that?"

 

[gismo]

TWR controller must be moonlighting at Burger King...

A while ago:

"...Twr, Cutlass 77R, 10 north with Delta, inbound for landing..."
"Cutlass 77R, xxx Twr, do you have Information Delta?"
"77R affirmative"
"Cutlass 77R, state intentions"


This morning:

"I'll have a #1 with black coffee"
"Ok, a #1 with black coffee... what would you like to drink with that?"
"Coffee... black."
"Would you like cream or sugar with that?"

Perhaps the controller needed some of that coffee.

 

[wsuffa]

TWR controller must be moonlighting at Burger King...

A while ago:

"...Twr, Cutlass 77R, 10 north with Delta, inbound for landing..."
"Cutlass 77R, xxx Twr, do you have Information Delta?"
"77R affirmative"
"Cutlass 77R, state intentions"


This morning:

"I'll have a #1 with black coffee"
"Ok, a #1 with black coffee... what would you like to drink with that?"
"Coffee... black."
"Would you like cream or sugar with that?"

Atlanta airport, food court, Concourse B:

Me: "I'd like a chicken caesar salad, please"
Them: "That will be $7.50. What kind of dressing would you like? We have blue cheese, ranch, italian, or caesar"

(sigh)

 

[The Old Man]

Food concourse (sandwich bar) at InfoMart in Dallas, several years ago:

Me: I'd like a BLT please.
Girl behind counter: Do you want lettuce and tomato on that?

 

[RotaryWingBob]

Today at ILG, after being cleared to transition the airport midfield at 900 msl, and when I was coming even with the tower.

Me: This is a great view of your tower from here.
Twr: I hope you're not taking pictures, I didn't comb my hair this morning.
Me: No problem, I haven't figured out how to take pictures and drive the helicopter at the same time.
Twr: (Chuckle)

A couple of minutes after I blew by the tower at 115 KIAS...

Twr: Helicopter 49L, you're about clear of my airspace. Frequency change approved, good day.
Me: Thanks for your help -- it's not ofter I get to buzz a tower.
Twr: I would have let you go lower if you had asked.
Me: (Chuckle)

 

[gkainz]

Twr: I would have let you go lower if you had asked.

Me: Coming around for a second pass!!!