To quote Mel Brooks,...

[Half Fast]

"It's good to be the king!"


https://www.foxnews.com/world/thailand-king-mistress-official-concubine-new-wife

This is, of course, aviation related.

Suthida, who was a former consort and Thai Airways flight attendant, married the King in an official ceremony on May 1 where was named the official Queen consort of Thailand.

 

[MauleSkinner]

he awarded Sineenat with four medals including the Most Illustrious Order of Chula Chom Klao, 1st Class and the Most Exalted Order of the White Elephant.

Kinda makes one wonder what Chula Chom Klao and the White Elephant really are...

 

[steingar]

Isn't the consort of a married man his mistress?

 

[Half Fast]

Isn't the consort of a married man his mistress?

I don't think I should answer that on a website that my wife can access.....

 

[MuseChaser]

Isn't the consort of a married man his mistress?

I'll never listen to the Waverly Consort the same way again...