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Three men, A Jew, A Muslim, and a Lawyer were riding along in teh country when their car broke down.
They approached a farmer and asked for a place to sleep until a tow truck could pick up their car and them in the morning.
The Farmer said they were welcome to sleep in the barn, inside the tack room, which happened to have three bunks.
Well before midnight the Farmer heard a knock at the door and the Jew was standing there. He said, "Please let me sleep on the floor of your home. You have pigs in your barn and my religion says they are unclean."
The Farmer invites the Jew to sleep on the floor and goes back to bed.
A little later a loud knock is heard and the Muslim is standing at the door. He says, "Please let me sleep on your floor. You have dogs in your barn and my religion forbids close contact with dogs."
The Farmer invites the Muslim to sleep on the floor beside the Jew.
An hour later there is a loud knock on the door and the Farmer opens it to find a Horse, a Cow, A Pig, and Two Dogs standing there, demanding to sleep on the floor because there; a lawyer in the barn...
They approached a farmer and asked for a place to sleep until a tow truck could pick up their car and them in the morning.
The Farmer said they were welcome to sleep in the barn, inside the tack room, which happened to have three bunks.
Well before midnight the Farmer heard a knock at the door and the Jew was standing there. He said, "Please let me sleep on the floor of your home. You have pigs in your barn and my religion says they are unclean."
The Farmer invites the Jew to sleep on the floor and goes back to bed.
A little later a loud knock is heard and the Muslim is standing at the door. He says, "Please let me sleep on your floor. You have dogs in your barn and my religion forbids close contact with dogs."
The Farmer invites the Muslim to sleep on the floor beside the Jew.
An hour later there is a loud knock on the door and the Farmer opens it to find a Horse, a Cow, A Pig, and Two Dogs standing there, demanding to sleep on the floor because there; a lawyer in the barn...
