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Reading the reality show threads inspired me to imagine POA as a recurring reality show.
This week on POA "IFR Lunch"
It is fall and several of the members are preparing for checkrides, a few have fresh solos, and some have just started.
It is LIFR today so nobody is flying. Scene opens in the big hanger with some of the current pilots in the group enjoying a lunch together hoping for the weather to break.
Geico: mmm this is good what is it?
Captain: I made that. That's a special barbeque brisket skewe...
Bart interrupting: That's not BBQ.
Captain: I don't understand.
Bart: That's not BBQ. You can't just call it that.
Captain: I smoked it all day per the BBQ channel instructi...
Bart: I don't care. That's not BBQ.
Matthew: Hey Guys. mm what's that smell? Sweet. Brisket! I love barbe...
Bart: Guys, Look let me explain something here.
[Aggie Mike enters]
AggieMike: Did anyone see a small dog come through here? I only have 8. I am supposed to have 9.
Denver Pilot: I think he is out back. Henning is back there. He said he would be back there spinning straw into gold. Er maybe that is just a euphemism for getting high. Either way, he was talking to a dog. Might be the one you are missing.
AggieMike: I'll go check. Hey wish me luck, my IR check ride is next week.
Chatter: Good luck! knock it out man!
[There is a knock at the door]
Fast Eddie: I'll get it
Fast Eddie: hmmm there's nobody here. whatever
[Fast Eddie looks down and notices somethign odd]
Fast Eddie: Whoa guys, there is a flaming paper bag on the porch. Its on fire!!
6PC: You gotta stomp it out.
Fast Eddie: Aw man, its full of siht!!! It's all over my shoe!
Fast Eddie: There's a post it note on the door. It just says "Pete Flemming was here" WTF does that mean?
JeffDG: We get that alot around here. Not sure what it's aboot. Probably just some crazy hoser eh. Leave your shoes out there. Don't stink up the place.
6PC: You really stomped on it?
Fast Eddie: grumbles
Unregistered: Hey guys does this look infected?
ClimbnSink: Ewe gross.
Unregistered: Hey man, does this look bad. It just started leaking last night?
ClimbnSink: That's nasty. What's your name?
Unregistered: Mr.Doe. You can call me John. So do you think this is going to affect my medical?
DocMirror: lemme see... Soak it in vinegar for a couple hours. Don't bring it up at your next physical.
DocMirror: I was never here by the way.
Unregistered: me neither
Florida Cracker [barges in screaming into his cell phone] Mother Effing Liberal media!
Jesse: Easy man! Take it in the other room!
[FC can still be heard shouting obscenities into his cell phone through the door]
DJTorrent: What's up with FC? He seems p!ssed.
Aunt Peggy: I'll go talk to him but I can't stay long.
DJTorrent: I'll come with you.
[iFlyTwins enters]
iFlyTwins: Hey, has anyone seen EdFred?
ClimbnSink: He was in the bathroom.
ClimbnSink: Actually come to think of it, that was a couple weeks ago. He just went in and never came out
iFlyTwins: Oh my gosh what are you eating? that looks great! What is that?
Bart: Well, I will tell you what it's not
Matthew: So is anyone going up today?
Captain: We can't go up, it's IFR
Ron Levy: Well Technically it's Low IFR. Ceiling less than 500 feet and/or visibility less than 1 mile.
[CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
AggieMike: What the hell was that?
6PC: I think Hulk just landed
Matthew: No. somebody just threw a brick through the window!
Matthew: There is a note tied to it
Bart: What does it say?
Sac Arrow: Anyone else wonder why we have the only hanger with windows in it?
Matthew: It just says "love, Hacky"
Jesse: what the hell does that mean?
DocMirror: I think some people just like to annoy people. Probably the same guy that put the bag o crap on the door step
FastEddie: It got on my socks
Sac Arrow: Okay, quick poll, Who is throwing bricks at us and leaving flaming bags of poo on our porch? I'm lookin at you Six.
6PC: Yeah, I just ran out there, threw that in and sat down here and nobody noticed. Pass me the Barbe.. I mean uh.. steak?
IflyTwins: I bet it was EdFred
MAGK1: well, it doesn't look like it is clearing up anytime soon. I say we scrub it.
MAGK1: Whose up for riding over to Jay's place and grabbing a beer?
Chatter: I'm in, sounds good.
Flordia Cracker: I'm in. I swear if you turn on NPR, I am getting out and walking this time though Captain.
Captain: meh.
Jesse: Ok, we will try to fly again later. Let's call it a day.
Matthew: sounds good, thanks for the.... um... Mexican food?
Unregistered: I have a question. I have this chronic condition and I was wondering... Can I masturbate in the hanger or does that violate a reg?
Captain: Ron? Someone has a question for ya about the regs.
This week on POA "IFR Lunch"
It is fall and several of the members are preparing for checkrides, a few have fresh solos, and some have just started.
It is LIFR today so nobody is flying. Scene opens in the big hanger with some of the current pilots in the group enjoying a lunch together hoping for the weather to break.
Geico: mmm this is good what is it?
Captain: I made that. That's a special barbeque brisket skewe...
Bart interrupting: That's not BBQ.
Captain: I don't understand.
Bart: That's not BBQ. You can't just call it that.
Captain: I smoked it all day per the BBQ channel instructi...
Bart: I don't care. That's not BBQ.
Matthew: Hey Guys. mm what's that smell? Sweet. Brisket! I love barbe...
Bart: Guys, Look let me explain something here.
[Aggie Mike enters]
AggieMike: Did anyone see a small dog come through here? I only have 8. I am supposed to have 9.
Denver Pilot: I think he is out back. Henning is back there. He said he would be back there spinning straw into gold. Er maybe that is just a euphemism for getting high. Either way, he was talking to a dog. Might be the one you are missing.
AggieMike: I'll go check. Hey wish me luck, my IR check ride is next week.
Chatter: Good luck! knock it out man!
[There is a knock at the door]
Fast Eddie: I'll get it
Fast Eddie: hmmm there's nobody here. whatever
[Fast Eddie looks down and notices somethign odd]
Fast Eddie: Whoa guys, there is a flaming paper bag on the porch. Its on fire!!
6PC: You gotta stomp it out.
Fast Eddie: Aw man, its full of siht!!! It's all over my shoe!
Fast Eddie: There's a post it note on the door. It just says "Pete Flemming was here" WTF does that mean?
JeffDG: We get that alot around here. Not sure what it's aboot. Probably just some crazy hoser eh. Leave your shoes out there. Don't stink up the place.
6PC: You really stomped on it?
Fast Eddie: grumbles
Unregistered: Hey guys does this look infected?
ClimbnSink: Ewe gross.
Unregistered: Hey man, does this look bad. It just started leaking last night?
ClimbnSink: That's nasty. What's your name?
Unregistered: Mr.Doe. You can call me John. So do you think this is going to affect my medical?
DocMirror: lemme see... Soak it in vinegar for a couple hours. Don't bring it up at your next physical.
DocMirror: I was never here by the way.
Unregistered: me neither
Florida Cracker [barges in screaming into his cell phone] Mother Effing Liberal media!
Jesse: Easy man! Take it in the other room!
[FC can still be heard shouting obscenities into his cell phone through the door]
DJTorrent: What's up with FC? He seems p!ssed.
Aunt Peggy: I'll go talk to him but I can't stay long.
DJTorrent: I'll come with you.
[iFlyTwins enters]
iFlyTwins: Hey, has anyone seen EdFred?
ClimbnSink: He was in the bathroom.
ClimbnSink: Actually come to think of it, that was a couple weeks ago. He just went in and never came out
iFlyTwins: Oh my gosh what are you eating? that looks great! What is that?
Bart: Well, I will tell you what it's not
Matthew: So is anyone going up today?
Captain: We can't go up, it's IFR
Ron Levy: Well Technically it's Low IFR. Ceiling less than 500 feet and/or visibility less than 1 mile.
[CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
AggieMike: What the hell was that?
6PC: I think Hulk just landed
Matthew: No. somebody just threw a brick through the window!
Matthew: There is a note tied to it
Bart: What does it say?
Sac Arrow: Anyone else wonder why we have the only hanger with windows in it?
Matthew: It just says "love, Hacky"
Jesse: what the hell does that mean?
DocMirror: I think some people just like to annoy people. Probably the same guy that put the bag o crap on the door step
FastEddie: It got on my socks
Sac Arrow: Okay, quick poll, Who is throwing bricks at us and leaving flaming bags of poo on our porch? I'm lookin at you Six.
6PC: Yeah, I just ran out there, threw that in and sat down here and nobody noticed. Pass me the Barbe.. I mean uh.. steak?
IflyTwins: I bet it was EdFred
MAGK1: well, it doesn't look like it is clearing up anytime soon. I say we scrub it.
MAGK1: Whose up for riding over to Jay's place and grabbing a beer?
Chatter: I'm in, sounds good.
Flordia Cracker: I'm in. I swear if you turn on NPR, I am getting out and walking this time though Captain.
Captain: meh.
Jesse: Ok, we will try to fly again later. Let's call it a day.
Matthew: sounds good, thanks for the.... um... Mexican food?
Unregistered: I have a question. I have this chronic condition and I was wondering... Can I masturbate in the hanger or does that violate a reg?
Captain: Ron? Someone has a question for ya about the regs.
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, that was very funny and I was laughing reading it.
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