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Episode 1
Episode 2
This week on POA "Cold Coffee"
The big hangar is quiet today. Just a couple of the pilots milling about.
Henning is connecting some strange hoses to a water tank and the other end to a vial heated by bunson burner
which is ignited by electricity from a solar cell that also drives a small pump he removed from a coffee maker he built to convert coffee into biodiesel.
It never worked that well. Peoples' cars kept catching fire but the smell was awesome.
That's neither here nor there.
Evapilots: Hey guys anyone seen H.A.S.?
Henning: He is in the other room
Evapilots: Which one?
Henning: The back room
Evapilots: What's he doing
Henning: Watching Back to the Future
Evapilots: Which one
Henning: All of them
Evapilots: Back to Back to Back?
Henning: Yup. He seems cranky. I'd stay clear of him if I were you.
Evapilots: Thanks for the head's up. If nobody minds, I am going to turn on the TV. Dancing with the stars is on and I want to see if Abe Vigoda takes it this year.
[Unregistered enters, masturbating Chronically]
Jesse: Dude, get the hell out now. Go just go!
Unregistered: but it's a real condition
Jesse: No! I am locking you out! Go! Ya Freak.
Jesse: I am going to the FBO to get coffee since Henning took the pump out of our primary coffee maker.
Jesse: By the way Henning, we better have a hangar so full of hydrogen by the end of the week that we can power the entire city and provide its water.
I'm tired of having to walk to the FBO every time I need anything!
[Sac Arrow is laying on the couch on his back deep in thought clearly confused]
Fast Eddie: Hey Sac, what's up?
Chrisk: Dude, don't ask
Sac: So here's the deal
Chrisk: And here we go.
Sac: So I was at Blimpie the other day and I go trough the drive through.
Now after I pay, the cashier asks "Do you want your receipt?"
I said No and she asked "Are you sure?"
I said "really, no thanks."
Fast Eddie: so what's the big deal
Sac: The deal is this. As I am driving away I start to wonder why she would have asked "Are you sure?".
I can see her asking if I want my receipt After all it was Blimpie.
Who would eat there unless they were from out of town and didn't know where to go eat.
So obviously a business trip where one might keep a receipt.
But asking "are you sure?"
I mean she was pretty cute what if she was:
A: trying to sneak me her cell number?
B: Trying to pass me nude photos of herself wrapped in the receipt?
C: Giving me the address where she, the GM, and the "sandwich artists" were all having a gangbang later?
Fast Eddie: Not likely man.
Sac: why not?
Fast Eddie: "Sandwich artists" are Subway not Blimpie.
Sac: I mean she could have just been really trying to get me the receipt but why so pushy if not some other motive?
I almost drove back through and pretended I needed my receipt.
I may have totally missed out on some serious Caligula type **** man.
I would have been all up in that "Eat fresh b!tches!!" Know what I'm sayin?
Fast Eddie: Again with the subway references...
Sac: hmmm I mean "Your way right away babes!"
Fast Eddie: Burger king
Sac: "Oh yeah! I'm Lovin it!!!"
Fast Eddie: Mc Donald's
Sac: "Finger licking good"?
Fast Eddie: KFC
Sac: "Think outside the bun"?
Fast Eddie: Taco Bell
Sac: "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza"?
Fast Eddie: Yes, that's it. "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" is Blimpie's slogan... Blimpie. The sub sandwich shop
ChrisK: I'm hungry
[Bill Jennings enters]
Bill: Sorry to interrupt I just flew in from 49F While I was there, a Cessna had landed, the nose gear collapsed, then the plane caught fire.
Brian (btn83): Was it 6PC? I hear he won't fly a plane unless it has a nice thick coat of Aeroshell all over it.
Bill: I don't think so, the landing was too pretty prior to the NG collapse.
Henning: That happened to me once. Is everyone OK?
Bill: Um... yeah. Everyone... was.. um fine. Hey what is that sound? Sounds like someone left the water running back there
Brian (btn83): That's Ghery. He is taking a shower.
Bill: Okay but who is he talking to? Sounds like he is arguing with someone
Sac: Anyone else find it strange that we have a shower in our hanger?
Evapilots: No it's not strange.
Henning found a way to convert sarcasm and internet trolls into Pure nitrogen using a vacuum cleaner motor and the heating element from an old landing calculator.
Henning: It was by accident but it generates a s#it ton of nitrogen.
Evapilots: It also generates two s#it tons of water as a byproduct.
Henning: Yep so we voted and decided the best use of the water was a shower.
Henning: I took the heating element out of the coffee maker at the FBO to heat the water and now we have hot showers anytime we want.
Jesse (back from the FBO): This coffee is cold dammit!
Henning: Yeah, I meant to tell you before you...
Jesse [interrupting] who is fighting in the shower?
Brian (btn83): Don't go in there Jesse
Jesse: My hanger, I can go anywhere I want!
[Jesse opens the door to the new shower room and stands in silence shaking his head]
Tim Winters: Just say it man! c'mon, I just want to hear you say it one time.
Ghery: This is so weird GTFO!
Tim Winters: Why do you have to be like this? Why can't you just say it?
Ghery: Tim!
Tim Winters: There is nothing wrong with one guy telling another guy "I love you"
Ghery: TIM! I am not telling you I love you and I am sure as hell not going to say it here when I'm naked!
Tim Winters: Would it help if I were naked too?
Ghery: What is wrong with you man?
Tim Winters: Just say it man! c'mon, I just want to hear you say it one time.
Ghery: If I say it one time, will you leave me alone?
Tim Winters: yes of course Ghery
Ghery: Tim,
Tim Winters: Yes Ghery?
Ghery: Tim. I love you.
[long pause]
Tim Winters: hmmm. ok, yeah, that did sound a little gay.
Actually this whole situation is kinda off putting now that I think about it. You probably should have stuck to your guns man.
Tim Winters: I should probably go.
Ghery: Yes, you should go. Just go
Tim Winters: Why does it smell like coffee in here?
Ghery: because Henning used th... Agh! Just go. get out.
Tim Winters: Easy there Nancy boy. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
[Tim enters the main hanger]
Jesse: What the hell was that all about?
Tim: I think Ghery has a thing for me. Ever since our flight things have been awkward and suddenly this...
Tim: Hey what are you all watching?
Evapilots: Dancing with the stars
Tim: Oh man that show is so gay
Brian with an i: Oh my gosh! Seriously? Gay? Really?
Tim: Oh I mean, that show is lame its totally lame
Brian (btn83): Lame? Lame Tim? Not cool you insensitive bastard!
Tim: I.. um... suck. sorry.
Ghery (entering the room) What are you watching?
Tim: Dancing with the stars
Ghery: Cool I'll watch. Abe Vigoda is on this year and I read where Dance Daily called him the "Leather Tuscadero of Israeli folk dancing".
ChrisK: Yup, he is kickin ass. What smells like coffee?
Ghery: I'll explain later. I want to see this it's between Abe and Jenny Mccarthy and it's anyone's game.
ChrisK: If they came up with a vaccine that prevented Autism do you think Jenny Mccarthy would be for or against it?
CRACK!!!!!
ChrisK: Oh and that looks like the end for Abe. He had a good run.
ChrisK: Well I'm out. I am hungry. Anyone want to come along for a bite?
Sac: Where are you going?
ChrisK: Wendy's
Sac: YES! I'll drive! There's this chick that works there. Tonight it's gonna be "No rules! Just Right!"
ChrisK: pretty sure that's the outback steakhouse slogan
Sac: Anyone else coming?
Jesse: You guys go ahead I need to run to the store and get a french coffee press.
I want coffee tomorrow and I need something that Doc Brown can't part out for any of his noble gas powered inventions.
Henning: No I'll just stay here
Henning mumbling: I just need a small metallic plunger of some sort to control the pressure. hmmm. Oh well I'll figure that part out tomorrow.
Bill: I am going to the bar. Anyone care to join?
Henning: I'll go I guess
Tim: I'll come
[Three of them walking toward the car]
Tim: Hey Henning I still don't understand how you got the energy to pump the water for the shower and also to heat it.
Henning: So I tried a bunch of different things and nothing I made worked all that well. Finally came up with the perfect energy source
Bill: What was that?
Henning: I took the battery out of Jesse's car
Tim: oh yeah, that'll do it
Bill: you know for a group of pilots, we really don't do that much flying.
Episode 2
This week on POA "Cold Coffee"
The big hangar is quiet today. Just a couple of the pilots milling about.
Henning is connecting some strange hoses to a water tank and the other end to a vial heated by bunson burner
which is ignited by electricity from a solar cell that also drives a small pump he removed from a coffee maker he built to convert coffee into biodiesel.
It never worked that well. Peoples' cars kept catching fire but the smell was awesome.
That's neither here nor there.
Evapilots: Hey guys anyone seen H.A.S.?
Henning: He is in the other room
Evapilots: Which one?
Henning: The back room
Evapilots: What's he doing
Henning: Watching Back to the Future
Evapilots: Which one
Henning: All of them
Evapilots: Back to Back to Back?
Henning: Yup. He seems cranky. I'd stay clear of him if I were you.
Evapilots: Thanks for the head's up. If nobody minds, I am going to turn on the TV. Dancing with the stars is on and I want to see if Abe Vigoda takes it this year.
[Unregistered enters, masturbating Chronically]
Jesse: Dude, get the hell out now. Go just go!
Unregistered: but it's a real condition
Jesse: No! I am locking you out! Go! Ya Freak.
Jesse: I am going to the FBO to get coffee since Henning took the pump out of our primary coffee maker.
Jesse: By the way Henning, we better have a hangar so full of hydrogen by the end of the week that we can power the entire city and provide its water.
I'm tired of having to walk to the FBO every time I need anything!
[Sac Arrow is laying on the couch on his back deep in thought clearly confused]
Fast Eddie: Hey Sac, what's up?
Chrisk: Dude, don't ask
Sac: So here's the deal
Chrisk: And here we go.
Sac: So I was at Blimpie the other day and I go trough the drive through.
Now after I pay, the cashier asks "Do you want your receipt?"
I said No and she asked "Are you sure?"
I said "really, no thanks."
Fast Eddie: so what's the big deal
Sac: The deal is this. As I am driving away I start to wonder why she would have asked "Are you sure?".
I can see her asking if I want my receipt After all it was Blimpie.
Who would eat there unless they were from out of town and didn't know where to go eat.
So obviously a business trip where one might keep a receipt.
But asking "are you sure?"
I mean she was pretty cute what if she was:
A: trying to sneak me her cell number?
B: Trying to pass me nude photos of herself wrapped in the receipt?
C: Giving me the address where she, the GM, and the "sandwich artists" were all having a gangbang later?
Fast Eddie: Not likely man.
Sac: why not?
Fast Eddie: "Sandwich artists" are Subway not Blimpie.
Sac: I mean she could have just been really trying to get me the receipt but why so pushy if not some other motive?
I almost drove back through and pretended I needed my receipt.
I may have totally missed out on some serious Caligula type **** man.
I would have been all up in that "Eat fresh b!tches!!" Know what I'm sayin?
Fast Eddie: Again with the subway references...
Sac: hmmm I mean "Your way right away babes!"
Fast Eddie: Burger king
Sac: "Oh yeah! I'm Lovin it!!!"
Fast Eddie: Mc Donald's
Sac: "Finger licking good"?
Fast Eddie: KFC
Sac: "Think outside the bun"?
Fast Eddie: Taco Bell
Sac: "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza"?
Fast Eddie: Yes, that's it. "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" is Blimpie's slogan... Blimpie. The sub sandwich shop
ChrisK: I'm hungry
[Bill Jennings enters]
Bill: Sorry to interrupt I just flew in from 49F While I was there, a Cessna had landed, the nose gear collapsed, then the plane caught fire.
Brian (btn83): Was it 6PC? I hear he won't fly a plane unless it has a nice thick coat of Aeroshell all over it.
Bill: I don't think so, the landing was too pretty prior to the NG collapse.
Henning: That happened to me once. Is everyone OK?
Bill: Um... yeah. Everyone... was.. um fine. Hey what is that sound? Sounds like someone left the water running back there
Brian (btn83): That's Ghery. He is taking a shower.
Bill: Okay but who is he talking to? Sounds like he is arguing with someone
Sac: Anyone else find it strange that we have a shower in our hanger?
Evapilots: No it's not strange.
Henning found a way to convert sarcasm and internet trolls into Pure nitrogen using a vacuum cleaner motor and the heating element from an old landing calculator.
Henning: It was by accident but it generates a s#it ton of nitrogen.
Evapilots: It also generates two s#it tons of water as a byproduct.
Henning: Yep so we voted and decided the best use of the water was a shower.
Henning: I took the heating element out of the coffee maker at the FBO to heat the water and now we have hot showers anytime we want.
Jesse (back from the FBO): This coffee is cold dammit!
Henning: Yeah, I meant to tell you before you...
Jesse [interrupting] who is fighting in the shower?
Brian (btn83): Don't go in there Jesse
Jesse: My hanger, I can go anywhere I want!
[Jesse opens the door to the new shower room and stands in silence shaking his head]
Tim Winters: Just say it man! c'mon, I just want to hear you say it one time.
Ghery: This is so weird GTFO!
Tim Winters: Why do you have to be like this? Why can't you just say it?
Ghery: Tim!
Tim Winters: There is nothing wrong with one guy telling another guy "I love you"
Ghery: TIM! I am not telling you I love you and I am sure as hell not going to say it here when I'm naked!
Tim Winters: Would it help if I were naked too?
Ghery: What is wrong with you man?
Tim Winters: Just say it man! c'mon, I just want to hear you say it one time.
Ghery: If I say it one time, will you leave me alone?
Tim Winters: yes of course Ghery
Ghery: Tim,
Tim Winters: Yes Ghery?
Ghery: Tim. I love you.
[long pause]
Tim Winters: hmmm. ok, yeah, that did sound a little gay.
Actually this whole situation is kinda off putting now that I think about it. You probably should have stuck to your guns man.
Tim Winters: I should probably go.
Ghery: Yes, you should go. Just go
Tim Winters: Why does it smell like coffee in here?
Ghery: because Henning used th... Agh! Just go. get out.
Tim Winters: Easy there Nancy boy. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
[Tim enters the main hanger]
Jesse: What the hell was that all about?
Tim: I think Ghery has a thing for me. Ever since our flight things have been awkward and suddenly this...
Tim: Hey what are you all watching?
Evapilots: Dancing with the stars
Tim: Oh man that show is so gay
Brian with an i: Oh my gosh! Seriously? Gay? Really?
Tim: Oh I mean, that show is lame its totally lame
Brian (btn83): Lame? Lame Tim? Not cool you insensitive bastard!
Tim: I.. um... suck. sorry.
Ghery (entering the room) What are you watching?
Tim: Dancing with the stars
Ghery: Cool I'll watch. Abe Vigoda is on this year and I read where Dance Daily called him the "Leather Tuscadero of Israeli folk dancing".
ChrisK: Yup, he is kickin ass. What smells like coffee?
Ghery: I'll explain later. I want to see this it's between Abe and Jenny Mccarthy and it's anyone's game.
ChrisK: If they came up with a vaccine that prevented Autism do you think Jenny Mccarthy would be for or against it?
CRACK!!!!!
ChrisK: Oh and that looks like the end for Abe. He had a good run.
ChrisK: Well I'm out. I am hungry. Anyone want to come along for a bite?
Sac: Where are you going?
ChrisK: Wendy's
Sac: YES! I'll drive! There's this chick that works there. Tonight it's gonna be "No rules! Just Right!"
ChrisK: pretty sure that's the outback steakhouse slogan
Sac: Anyone else coming?
Jesse: You guys go ahead I need to run to the store and get a french coffee press.
I want coffee tomorrow and I need something that Doc Brown can't part out for any of his noble gas powered inventions.
Henning: No I'll just stay here
Henning mumbling: I just need a small metallic plunger of some sort to control the pressure. hmmm. Oh well I'll figure that part out tomorrow.
Bill: I am going to the bar. Anyone care to join?
Henning: I'll go I guess
Tim: I'll come
[Three of them walking toward the car]
Tim: Hey Henning I still don't understand how you got the energy to pump the water for the shower and also to heat it.
Henning: So I tried a bunch of different things and nothing I made worked all that well. Finally came up with the perfect energy source
Bill: What was that?
Henning: I took the battery out of Jesse's car
Tim: oh yeah, that'll do it
Bill: you know for a group of pilots, we really don't do that much flying.
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