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gkainz

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Greg Kainz
Not me, not yet. At least I've not been told it's me, yet. However, some of my "older" friends might think I'm talking about them? :)

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Not us - not yet! Right?

While on a road trip, an " older " couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around --
in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her.

'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!'

This is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well ... my job is done. Your turn.
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Josh and Morty tried to convince their father he needed to go to a rest home, but he insisted that the home had to be Kosher. "I won't go if it isn't Kosher", he said over and over. Finally, the brothers found a home that kept Kosher in Miami, and moved their father there. Two weeks later Josh visited the home to see how his father was doing, but found he has been missing for three days. He searched and searched, and finally found out his father had rented a room in a cheap hotel a few blocks from the beach. Entered his father's room he saw the old man in bed naked with a curvaceous young blond woman. He exclaimed: "we spent all that time trying to find you a nice rest home with Kosher food, and this is how you repay us!!" To which he replied:
































































"I'm not eating".
 
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