Ya! Did you hear about Santa's check ride?
Seems an FAA inspector showed up on Christmas Eve and wanted to give Santa a Biannual Review. Santa was a little ticked, but went along with him. Oral was ok, so the inspector wanted a ride. Santa hooked up the reindeer and did a complete pre-flite. The FAA guy got in the right seat and had a shot gun. Santa says,"what's that for?". FAA guy says, "I'm not supposed to let you know ahead of time, but, you're going to lose an engine on take-off" B)
P.S. I love Frazz!