Rational Thinking: "I'll just steal a jet"

[Kenny Phillips]

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/arkansas-man-pleads-guilty-to-attempted-plane-theft-charge

 

[cgrab]

Well yeah, but it is important to know what buttons and levers to push and how hard.

 

[Skip Miller]

Well yeah, but it is important to know what buttons and levers to push and how hard.

...and when!

-Skip

 

[wayne]

What could go wrong?

 

[lancie00]

Another Darwin candidate. If it wasn't for destroying a perfectly good airplane and endangering people on the ground, it's too bad he didn't get airborne and let natural selection take its course.

Another case where the gene pool could use a little chlorine.

 

[Zeldman]

Yeah man, I be like da hero whens I pulls up in mah jet...man, they'll invites me up on da stage to play.... I'll be like da rap stars...

Another Darwin candidate....

Speaking of candidates, a couple of illegals were walking the railroad tracks late last week. They found the bottom halves pretty quickly, but it took a couple hours to find the upper halves. Ya gotta run 90 degrees off the tracks to not get run over....

 

[benyflyguy]

Youth is wasted on the young

 

[flyingron]

This is just the wheels of justice turning slowly on the fellow from this thread: https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/man-tries-to-steal-plane.112690/#post-2570167

Youth is wasted on the young

Hey, hey, hold on. Hey, mister, come on back out here, and I'll show you some kissing that'll put some hair back on your head.

 

[Half Fast]

Hey, hey, hold on. Hey, mister, come on back out here, and I'll show you some kissing that'll put some hair back on your head.

Buffalo gals won't you come out tonight, come out tonight,....

 

[frfly172]

A rocket scientist for sure.

 

[Rgbeard]

A rocket surgeon for sure.

FTFY.

 

[Sundancer]

We are going to get taller, prettier, dumber, and sicker. . .mess with evoloution and it will mess with you.

 

[DutchRoller]

Zemarcuis, what an interesting name.