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Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Sac Arrow, Mar 12, 2016.
You put Cheese Puffs on your salad instead of croutons?
We may come to blows over that one. I love me some mayo. It totally makes the burger.
I would actually prefer those. They are corn based.
My all time favorite. It's happened several times ...
They give me fries instead of tots (same price)
me: "I ordered tots but they gave me fries"
them: "Can I see your receipt"
them: "It says fries"
me: "I KNOW WHAT I WANT EAT, GENIUS! THEY RANG IT UP WRONG!!"
So you're saying you love meat oozing white stuff with an odd texture in your mouth and love wearing spandex.
Maybe your anger issues towards women run a little deeper.
I now belong to an elite club. "Of all the people that would call me out on woman issues."
At least it wasn't Sixie . . .
Nice looking salad.
yes, you ordered a side of croutons cause we KNOW u didn't pick those lil fockers out of ur salad!
Sweet! You figured it out!
But, did you use the same waitress you're beetchin about? Cause you would've had 'em on your salad as well as a side order I betcha!
That looks like thousand island on the side.
I heard somewhere there was a thread about covering psycho murderer girls with mayonnaise and croutons, which isn't my thing at all, but my curiosity is piqued as to who's the sick person here who likes that sort of thing.
I can't find it. This thread obviously isn't it.
That or @SixPapaCharlie lied to me. Hmmm.
Now why would you put croutons on a girl. I don't get it. But, if you must, I can see why you would need the mayonnaise. Otherwise how would they stick.
But, you do have to keep this in the back of your mind. Nevermind the croutons, but let's focus on the mayonnaise itself. How did it get there? Did someone apply it? More importantly, how did it get there if someone DIDN'T apply it? See where I'm going with this? Like, ewwww.
This thread may be better than Ask Sac A question.
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Good gravy, Batman! How did the mayonnaise get all over the girl?
Hey look, Burger Girl Sarah took my order! Yay!
(Cybil gave me a mean look)
Oh now your friendly with the Burger Girl, even know her name now?
Where's the croutons, just out of the picture?
I'm no nutritionist, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest you add more bacon, cheese, and ground beef to your diet.
No, Sarah is a nice Burger Girl. Thin, reddish blonde hair. The Bad Burger Girl is named Cybil. That is not her actual name. Someone already named her.
Noted and taken.
Oh ok, now that makes sense why there's no croutons. You must tip Sarah good.
It gets better than that, I got mayo on Sarah as she handed me my burger tray. It was like a double reverse innuendo.
Did Sarah smile and say, "I see what you did there"?
It was all in non-verbal communication.
Oh the old mmm while she ran her tongue between her lips eh?
She could be like a daughter or some crap like that. I could totally bond with her and do chick stuff and do shopping, and have coffee and counsel her on how to avoid the ****ed up boyfriends that she could encounter because I know how that **** works and I would totally take her under my wing and turn her in to a kick ass
Just lost my train of thought. I was on to something I think.
I like these Burger Girls. Genuinely.
Crap, it's raining today, I won't get to see my Burger Girls. At least not on the bike.
So just put on your spandex tighties, jump in the car, and go!
I don't know how you do it, eat that stuff then jump back on the bike for 14 more miles. Can't eat like that until the ride is over.
So glad someone posted the relevant clip from Five Easy Pieces. Can someone please post the clip from Falling Down where Michael Douglas is trying to order breakfast at 11:01 or whatever?
The problem with that is, it's just like (to me) showering in the morning without having worked out at the gym - I haven't earned it. The weekend burger is sort of a reward for getting on the bike and riding.
Ideally I'd rather do that, but around mile 70 my body is really craving food plus if I do a burger after the ride I'm jumping in the car so it's kind of pointless. On a typical 80+ mile ride I will do weights in the morning at the gym, skip cardio, eat a couple egg McMuffs for breakfast (only time I ever eat breakfast), and I might have an energy bar somewhere around mile 50, then nothing until lunch. I try to keep my burger stop towards near the end of the ride to keep the whole thing reward based.
I think he knows today is BurgerGirl's day off and I bet it ain't even raining! He's gonna go when she's working.
Any ride over an hour and I supplement. I use this stuff https://www.infinitnutrition.us/create-a-formula/create-a-quickstart-profile.html . My recipe is about 220 calories per hour, I never bonk. I'll try to get a 30 mile ride in this afternoon, snow storm coming, 36 degrees. Trying to ease back in after hibernating for the winter.
Fine, you shamed me in to a burger ride. Just missed the rain. This one is courtesy of Burger Girl Anya. Little Asian Burger Girl.
What's Anya's buns doing there?
well Sac, I hope one of these days she DOES get Anya, if u know what I'm sayin' there eh?