kimberlyanne546
Final Approach
OK, so another thread today reminded me of something REALLY STUPID I did recently (I know, I know, surprise, surprise).
This month, I flew my very first XC far enough away that full tanks left me hoping I'd have an hour or more of fuel remaining when I landed (my personal minimums). According to the POH etc. I could do this easily with either no wind or a tail wind.
When I landed, I was WAY EARLY (more than 20 minutes early) so I knew I was most likely OK but that depended on my leaning, RPM's etc.
So I decided before the FBO put some fuel in the 150, I should stick the tanks.... just to be sure I was safe upon landing there, and not risking our lives due to fuel starvation.... and me not wanting to spend the extra Hobbs time making a mid-way fuel stop.
I remembered that for a 150 there are FOUR GALLONS of unusable fuel (unlike the 152, which only has 1.5 gallons). So remembering this, I put the dipstick in each tank. My total was roughly 7 gallons remaining in the plane.
Now, 7 gallons is MORE than an hour of flying in a 150 but if you subtract 4 from 7 you get 3 gallons. That is LESS than an hour and I got scared.
I texted the plane owner something like this:
(Him) "How was your flight?"
(Me) "Perfect. Dumb question, though - if there was physically 7 gallons in the tanks - do I subtract the 4 unusable from that? Meaning - did I land with 7 gallons to spare - or - gasp - with only three?"
(Him) "You tank the total fuel, subtract the total weight of the aircraft and add the last three numbers of the N-Numbers of the aircraft and then divide it by the date not using the year"
Yes - these are our actual text messages on my phone. Yes, he is that awesome.
When I finally got home 4 days later he came out to my plane and asked me to show him the dipstick. There, in huge bold letters, next to the lines and numbers, it says: "Total Gallons of USEABLE Fuel".
Gosh I felt dumb.
Before I left on that same XC, he even said he hid 5 items on my preflight (lying) to be sure I did a safe and thorough preflight. One of them was a huge "caution" tape on my door handle. I cracked up, laughing hard.
Another flight he pushed on the tail to make me think I'd gotten my CG wrong. It felt funny to almost wheelie a plane.
Do all pilots love playing jokes on each other? What pilot practical jokes are you guilty of?
This month, I flew my very first XC far enough away that full tanks left me hoping I'd have an hour or more of fuel remaining when I landed (my personal minimums). According to the POH etc. I could do this easily with either no wind or a tail wind.
When I landed, I was WAY EARLY (more than 20 minutes early) so I knew I was most likely OK but that depended on my leaning, RPM's etc.
So I decided before the FBO put some fuel in the 150, I should stick the tanks.... just to be sure I was safe upon landing there, and not risking our lives due to fuel starvation.... and me not wanting to spend the extra Hobbs time making a mid-way fuel stop.
I remembered that for a 150 there are FOUR GALLONS of unusable fuel (unlike the 152, which only has 1.5 gallons). So remembering this, I put the dipstick in each tank. My total was roughly 7 gallons remaining in the plane.
Now, 7 gallons is MORE than an hour of flying in a 150 but if you subtract 4 from 7 you get 3 gallons. That is LESS than an hour and I got scared.
I texted the plane owner something like this:
(Him) "How was your flight?"
(Me) "Perfect. Dumb question, though - if there was physically 7 gallons in the tanks - do I subtract the 4 unusable from that? Meaning - did I land with 7 gallons to spare - or - gasp - with only three?"
(Him) "You tank the total fuel, subtract the total weight of the aircraft and add the last three numbers of the N-Numbers of the aircraft and then divide it by the date not using the year"
Yes - these are our actual text messages on my phone. Yes, he is that awesome.
When I finally got home 4 days later he came out to my plane and asked me to show him the dipstick. There, in huge bold letters, next to the lines and numbers, it says: "Total Gallons of USEABLE Fuel".
Gosh I felt dumb.
Before I left on that same XC, he even said he hid 5 items on my preflight (lying) to be sure I did a safe and thorough preflight. One of them was a huge "caution" tape on my door handle. I cracked up, laughing hard.
Another flight he pushed on the tail to make me think I'd gotten my CG wrong. It felt funny to almost wheelie a plane.
Do all pilots love playing jokes on each other? What pilot practical jokes are you guilty of?