Only in Texas

Ok, I feel gyped, I didn't get a gun with my home purchase........

And yes, that is Sooooooo Texas.
 
Sound like something Jeff Foxworthy would come up with.

You know you're a Red Neck if......your real estate agent gives you a gun when you close on your house.:yes:
 
Ah, Texas. Where a ranch owner set up a remote-controlled gun that was accessible on the internet. For the disabled, you know.

That got outlawed after the press found out.
 
Wow! A free Glock and all I have to do is buy a house and marry a law enforcement officer. What a deal. Hey, wait a minute, how do I find eligible female law enforcement officers that want a new home?

Hey, I knew there had to be a catch somewhere <g>

Best,

Dave
 
Wonder if this qualifies as a home security system and will give you a discount on insurance? :D
 
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