n/a My fav lyrics (American Idol)

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American Idol said:
Stalker song

There is this girl I know I follow her around
She doesn’t notice me it really gets me down
I broke into her house when she wasn’t there
Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear
I'm always thinking of her
I really think that I love her

I’m not much of a talker
So I guess that I’ll just stalk her
And I’ll just stalk her
If she were a doggie, I would walk her
If she were a blackboard I would chalk her
If I were columbo I’d Peter Falk her
But she's not so I’ll just stalk her

If she were at bat with a guy on first, I’d balk her
If she were Willona from Good Times I’d be Jimmie Walker
If she were a bathtub I would caulk her

And then Simon made him stop and leave...lol
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This is the "best" original song so far. I think I'll have to sing this to someone one day. And then run away before the police show up.
 
Speaking of lyrics ... my kids have become addicted to the game show "Don't Forget the Lyrics," which is basically karaoke for money. Wayne Brady hosts. What fun!!
 
Wow, that's an interesting song. I wonder if he had an escort back to his padded room after that show!
 
It would have been funny, but he kept getting closer and closer to the judges' desk ... Paula started squirming and then I think she started looking for security!

Not that I watch the show, but my wife had it on as I walked thru the living room ... :)
 
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gkainz said:
Not that I watch the show, but my wife had it on as I walked thru the living room ... :)
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I'd make fun of you, but I've spent far too many hours watching total crap on TV thanks to my fiancee to be in a position to say ANYTHING.
 
Apparently that guy is a comedian and it was all a joke?
 
Teller1900 said:
I'd make fun of you, but I've spent far too many hours watching total crap on TV thanks to my fiancee to be in a position to say ANYTHING.
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I have a cousin whose job it is to hack the computer systems that are used to control things like power grids (works for the gov't). He has a T-shirt which has the "Top 10 reasons I like hacking xxx" (I forgot the name of the system) and one of the items was something like "I can turn off that god-awful American Idol show." :rofl:
 
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