Missed Your Flight? Here's What To Do!

[Stingray Don]

That's right - just camp out under the jet to prevent it from taking off. Sounds reasonable. What could possibly go wrong?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...eijing-airport-to-keep-plane-from-taking-off/

 

[midcap]

lol...seems like you could just shoe her away from the plane to let it push back.