Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
  2. Hawker800

    Hawker800 Cleared for Takeoff

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2013
    Messages:
    1,216

    Display name:
    Daniel
  3. aterry1067

    aterry1067 Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2020
    Messages:
    258

    Display name:
    Alpha_Delta_Tango
  4. Let'sgoflying!

    Let'sgoflying! Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2005
    Messages:
    19,410
    Location:
    west Texas

    Display name:
    Dave Taylor
  5. pmanton

    pmanton En-Route PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    Messages:
    3,564
    Location:
    Indian Hills Airpark Salome, AZ

    Display name:
    N1431A
    Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?


    Disaster!
     
    masloki and MauleSkinner like this.
  6. masloki

    masloki Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2011
    Messages:
    1,625

    Display name:
    DD
    Groan
     
  7. Bob Noel

    Bob Noel Touchdown! Greaser! PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    Messages:
    20,472

    Display name:
    Bob Noel
    nope, not the groan
     
  8. pmanton

    pmanton En-Route PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    Messages:
    3,564
    Location:
    Indian Hills Airpark Salome, AZ

    Display name:
    N1431A
    "A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili...

    The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

    He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

    The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

    He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

    The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
     
    Morgan3820, Southpaw, IK04 and 2 others like this.
  9. luvflyin

    luvflyin Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    May 8, 2015
    Messages:
    14,261
    Location:
    Vancouver, WA

    Display name:
    Luvflyin
    A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
    He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
    “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time…”
    The cowboy replies,
    “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere.
    When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
    So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
    He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. (I know, a tear is coming to my eye too)
    All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
    “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

    “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
     
  10. aterry1067

    aterry1067 Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2020
    Messages:
    258

    Display name:
    Alpha_Delta_Tango
  11. ElPaso Pilot

    ElPaso Pilot Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    May 26, 2006
    Messages:
    1,934

    Display name:
    ElPaso Pilot

    How about the butcher that kept accidentally backing into the meat grinder?




    He always got a little behind with his orders!
     
  12. ElPaso Pilot

    ElPaso Pilot Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    May 26, 2006
    Messages:
    1,934

    Display name:
    ElPaso Pilot
    A physics teacher writes a question on a board.

    "A 40 kg child that is 100 cm tall, is holding a parent's arms swinging them at 0.5 revolutions a second. If the parent let go of the child after 2 seconds, where will the child end up?"

    A few moments later, the teacher then comes over and reads a student's answer:

    "In a foster home."
     
  13. Matthew

    Matthew Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2005
    Messages:
    17,964
    Location:
    kojc, kixd, k34

    Display name:
    Matthew
  14. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
    Flammable :)

    [​IMG]
     
    Palmpilot and Jim K like this.
  15. GaryM

    GaryM Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2020
    Messages:
    1,878
    Location:
    New Jersey (KMMU)

    Display name:
    Gary M
    Those are just begging to have a 'Trash' sticker affixed to one, and 'Recycle' to the other.
     
  16. Dana

    Dana En-Route

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2016
    Messages:
    3,302
    Location:
    CT & NY

    Display name:
    Dana
    Naw, just fill 'em with a soap bubble solution...
     
    GaryM likes this.
  17. GaryM

    GaryM Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2020
    Messages:
    1,878
    Location:
    New Jersey (KMMU)

    Display name:
    Gary M
    Or styrofoam packing peanuts
     
  18. Palmpilot

    Palmpilot Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    21,003
    Location:
    PUDBY

    Display name:
    Richard Palm
    Better wear a bullet-proof vest.
     
  19. MauleSkinner

    MauleSkinner Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2005
    Messages:
    13,454
    Location:
    Wichita, KS

    Display name:
    MauleSkinner
    But…I AM now curious about how it sounds.
     
  20. Matthew

    Matthew Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2005
    Messages:
    17,964
    Location:
    kojc, kixd, k34

    Display name:
    Matthew

     
    Justin M and MauleSkinner like this.
  21. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
     
  22. AggieMike88

    AggieMike88 Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2010
    Messages:
    20,613
    Location:
    Denton, TX

    Display name:
    The original "I don't know it all" of aviation.
  23. aterry1067

    aterry1067 Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2020
    Messages:
    258

    Display name:
    Alpha_Delta_Tango
  24. aterry1067

    aterry1067 Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2020
    Messages:
    258

    Display name:
    Alpha_Delta_Tango
  25. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
    I bet the tree would look more festive if you lit a candle and place it on top of the cartridge :)
     
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2022
    aterry1067 likes this.
  26. Morgan3820

    Morgan3820 En-Route PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2013
    Messages:
    4,125
    Location:
    New Bern, NC

    Display name:
    El Conquistador
  27. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
  28. Charlie Golf

    Charlie Golf Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2020
    Messages:
    2,420
    Location:
    Western MA

    Display name:
    Charlie Golf Bravo
    My left eye won't stop twitching now.

    [​IMG]
     
    Palmpilot, Zeldman and Bill like this.
  29. Zeldman

    Zeldman Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2014
    Messages:
    15,797
    Location:
    high desert NM

    Display name:
    Billy

    I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue....
     
    Charlie Golf likes this.
  30. Palmpilot

    Palmpilot Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2007
    Messages:
    21,003
    Location:
    PUDBY

    Display name:
    Richard Palm
  31. L J Donelson

    L J Donelson Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2021
    Messages:
    207
    Location:
    KHSV

    Display name:
    L J Donelson
    Looking at this a second time and I'm more disturbed by the blatant implication to the pan (TN) than by the following two Escher references. Memphis is getting ****ed.
     
    SoonerAviator likes this.
  32. Tom Wells

    Tom Wells Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2019
    Messages:
    477
    Location:
    Chicago suburbs

    Display name:
    ArrowFlyer
    How I feel learning a new skill (not sure why it doesn't display)

    [​IMG]
     
  33. Bob Noel

    Bob Noel Touchdown! Greaser! PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    Messages:
    20,472

    Display name:
    Bob Noel
    interesting that it appears when quoting... by that I mean, it shows up in the dialog. Just not when the post appears.
     
  34. Bob Noel

    Bob Noel Touchdown! Greaser! PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2008
    Messages:
    20,472

    Display name:
    Bob Noel
    I wonder if it's because of the file type.

    Here it is a jpg

    incompetencedemotivator_grande.jpg
     
    bflynn, Jim K and Tom Wells like this.
  35. JOhnH

    JOhnH Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    May 20, 2009
    Messages:
    13,559
    Location:
    Florida

    Display name:
    Right Seater
    That is interesting. And a shame too, because it was a great image.
     
  36. Tom Wells

    Tom Wells Pre-takeoff checklist

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2019
    Messages:
    477
    Location:
    Chicago suburbs

    Display name:
    ArrowFlyer
    Weird! Well thanks for posting it for me haha!
     
  37. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
    PSA: For better climb performance under icing conditions. Let's all be safe out there.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2022
  38. Lycosaurus

    Lycosaurus Pattern Altitude

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2012
    Messages:
    2,382

    Display name:
    Meme Curator
  39. JOhnH

    JOhnH Touchdown! Greaser!

    Joined:
    May 20, 2009
    Messages:
    13,559
    Location:
    Florida

    Display name:
    Right Seater
    You trying to make us feel old?
    It's a car cigarette lighter. It goes in that round hole that people use to plug in USB adapters and car vacs today.
     
    SkyChaser likes this.
  40. Jim K

    Jim K En-Route PoA Supporter

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2019
    Messages:
    3,986
    Location:
    CMI

    Display name:
    Insert cool name here
    Tis the season to read your kids @eman1200 's Christmas Classic:

    FB_IMG_1670208444322.jpg
     
    kaiser, Bill, Tom Wells and 4 others like this.