Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

Discussion in 'Hangar Talk' started by Let'sgoflying!, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Charlie Golf

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    Tennessee Truth:[​IMG]
     
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    Speaking of bears....[​IMG]
     
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    More bear:

    Asked and answered.... Or, is it a deep fake? Inquiring minds may never know....[​IMG]
     
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    Are you sure that's not Bigfoot?

    Oh, wait...

    Never mind, it can't be Bigfoot; the photo's not out of focus!
     
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    Goin' in the woods? Be careful out there![​IMG]
     
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    Thank goodness we don't have to do this to our aircraft, they're much more costly.[​IMG]
     
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    gives new meaning to the term “asshat.” :lol:
     
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    Bears….

    That and the Cali conflagration remind me of the florist friars punny story
     
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    That’s right…you’ve got daughters. You’re just practicing on us. :rolleyes:
     
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    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
    The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old, owly-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, “Give the ballerina a drink!”
    The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
    Once again, the same little ole drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
    The bartender approaches the little ole drunk and says, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your own darn business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in tarnation do you keep calling her the ballerina?”
    The drunk replies, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”
     
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    But what if the god's name is Ditka?
     
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    The difference between Ditka and God is that God doesn't think he is Ditka.
     
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    It was paraphrased from Superfans skit.

    "Who would win, a hurricane or Ditka?"
    "Ditka."
    "What if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ditka?"
     
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    If Earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country on Earth is a third world country?
     
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    No.
     
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    Whew! I was worried!
     
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    Not yet, but we're getting there.
     
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    How to fly a helicopter.


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    Had a woman once tell me, "you forgot to put the toilet seat back down!" I told her I left it up so she could be sure I didn't pee on it ...
     
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    Global warming in the 1950s.
    Warning: historically accurate, somewhat risque... Marilyn Monroe[​IMG]
     
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    Looks like Russia may be getting a full moon.
     
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    You win the internet today!
     
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    Well, depending on the day of the week, it may also be taco Tuesday in the Scandinavian regions.
     
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    Always celebrate. [​IMG]
     
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    So is that why something smells fishy in Denmark?
     
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    I will let you in on a little Danish secret ..... the fish smell comes from the surrounding waters .... they are full of beautiful mermaids.

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    Or, I peed on it, so I left it up to dry.
     
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