Lawyers!!

[EdFred]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, whichprovided their food. And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow. I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just actually seen naked brunette woman floating face up headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated a naked brunette woman, face up, gorgeous body and breasts and totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes, she was alive.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you know, screw her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked,

"Out of what?"


(runs and hides)

 

[AdamZ]

Ed! This kind of humor usually deeply offends me and perhaps it will when I get up off the floor and stop laughing.

 

[grattonja]

Contrary to long held belief, lawyers usually tell the best lawyer jokes. And most of us appreciate them even when we aren't telling them.

Good one, Ed.

Jim G

 

[Ken Ibold]

Contrary to long held belief, lawyers usually tell the best lawyer jokes.

And Jews tell the best Jewish jokes, and blacks tell the best racist jokes.

But for some reason blondes don't seem to tell blonde jokes.

 

[Carol]

.....
But for some reason blondes don't seem to tell blonde jokes.

Oh, that's almost too easy

 

[T Bone]

And Jews tell the best Jewish jokes, and blacks tell the best racist jokes.

But for some reason blondes don't seem to tell blonde jokes.

Was about to tell my favorite blonde joke to my favorite blonde beertender some years back when she stopped me. "Let me tell you mine first" Hmm... "What's brown and red all over and lying in a ditch"?
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You guessed it, "a Brunette who told one too many blonde jokes"!

 

[silver-eagle]

But for some reason blondes don't seem to tell blonde jokes.

"What joke?" the blonde says. "I do that all the time."