If you've always wanted to skydive...

[TangoWhiskey]

Your perfect once-every-four-years opportunity is coming up... February 29th, Leap Day.

 

[kimberlyanne546]

Or you could just do it safely, indoors, here:

 

[Geico266]

Any idiot can fall out of an airplane once, I jumped twice. It takes a real idiot to do it twice.