His Mistress

[TangoWhiskey]

The wife of a friend of mine (he flies his own RV-7) wrote this. I know some of you on this list "resemble that remark." 8^)

His Mistress

I think my husband has a mistress
I've suspected for a time
I think I used to know her
When I was younger, in my prime

I can just picture her perfection
Not a blemish, not a flaw
Young and peppy and adventurous
Making me feel old and blah

I can tell when he's been with her
By the way he smells when he comes home
His clothes a little wrinkled
His hair could use a comb

I can tell that he's been with her
Because he has a special glow
She makes him feel so free
Like there's nowhere they can't go

He doesn't even lie to me
When he wants her to be near
He just takes off and goes to her
When skies are blue and clear

She can make him walk on air
And go around and down and through
She can make his world go upside down
Something I can't do

My husband has a mistress
And not my beauty or my brain
Can compete with her at all
Because his mistress is his plane

--Jennifer Checkoway

 

[Frank Browne]

Me like. Thanks Troy.

 

[gismo]

I sent off a copy to my sister and her husband. He's at that elusive 95% point on an RV project.