Hillbilly Mirror

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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life,
an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at
him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the
barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed,

"So that's the ugly b****h he's runnin' around with."
 
Could be..................
 

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The Beer in th cylinders is a nice touch on the coffe table.....

Pete
 
Best laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks!
 
CowboyPilot said:
Hell, I like that coffee table.
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Yeah, me, too. Similar idea to the show I saw a while back on Discovery or something similar ... guys making furniture out of salvaged aircraft parts. The episode featured a conference table made from a large transport rudder. I can't find the link right now, but I think we've discussed it here before?
 
gkainz said:
Yeah, me, too. Similar idea to the show I saw a while back on Discovery or something similar ... guys making furniture out of salvaged aircraft parts. The episode featured a conference table made from a large transport rudder. I can't find the link right now, but I think we've discussed it here before?
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I recall seeing that show. By all indications, those guys were making a killing in profit with a very high profit margin.
 
gkainz said:
Yeah, me, too. Similar idea to the show I saw a while back on Discovery or something similar ... guys making furniture out of salvaged aircraft parts. The episode featured a conference table made from a large transport rudder. I can't find the link right now, but I think we've discussed it here before?
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Wing Nuts.
 
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower -Cooter, Pete and
KC.

As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife."

KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, "You must be Cooter's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said
"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.

(Just in fun, of course)
 
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