Hilarious uncyclopedia articles

[oregonboy109]

Saw the 737 one on Facebook and then found a few more. Very funny!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Boeing_737

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Fly_a_Plane

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Airbus

 

[AggieMike88]

You might be classified as an evil person for letting @SixPapaCharlie inow about that site.

 

[NoHeat]

Ohhh, the parody of that site is really funny! I didn't know about it until now.

 

[Norman]

For some unexplained reason, folks in the railroad industry didn't appreciate the humor of the picture of the 737's in the river. They're just old fuddy-duds.

 

[BigBadLou]

You might be classified as an evil person for letting @SixPapaCharlie inow about that site.

Oh snap, do I smell a Cirrus entry coming up?

 

[AggieMike88]

Oh snap, do I smell a Cirrus entry coming up?

Especially how to land one.

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Oh snap, do I smell a Cirrus entry coming up?

if I had time.... My job is trying to kill me

 

[Norman]

if I had time.... My job is trying to kill me

Then you gotta kill it first."Do unto others; then split".

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

My contract is up next month.
two potential gigs in the pipeline. Both in the aviation industry actually and both fulltime.
Hopeful.

 

[Palmpilot]

I'm rooting for you!

 

[denverpilot]

You might be classified as an evil person for letting @SixPapaCharlie inow about that site.

If only he could get paid for writing for them.

 

[AggieMike88]

My contract is up next month.
two potential gigs in the pipeline. Both in the aviation industry actually and both fulltime.
Hopeful.

Full time = no contract and long term employment?

 

[Stingray Don]

My contract is up next month.
two potential gigs in the pipeline. Both in the aviation industry actually and both fulltime.
Hopeful.

Does this mean you are going to pull the chute on your current job?

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Full time = no contract and long term employment?

And health insurance
And vacation days!
And 401(k)

 

[SixPapaCharlie]

Does this mean you are going to pull the chute on your current job?

Hopefully.
This company is 20+ years old but operates like a startup.
It was pitched as contract to hire up until the moment I signed on.

Got in and all the contractors were like "I was told that too but I have been here 4 years"
Money is good but I'd rather be FTE and have down time. This is a non stop beating.
I'm too old for this s**t

 

[AggieMike88]

I'm too old for this s**t

I had been noticing a few bits of grey appearing on your chin...

 

[silver-eagle]

Hopefully.
This company is 20+ years old but operates like a startup.
It was pitched as contract to hire up until the moment I signed on.

Got in and all the contractors were like "I was told that too but I have been here 4 years"
Money is good but I'd rather be FTE and have down time. This is a non stop beating.
I'm too old for this s**t

You know you're old when the kid asks for the keys to the plane. You got a while to wait.