flhrci
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according to RJM62. So, does that mean we all go to heaven or is there an alternative to Hell? Hmm...
Hell has frozen over....
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Means we're all going to Sparrow Fart.
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The new cold hell. As cold as the Rockies and you can only drunk Coors lite.
KRyan
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In Dante's Inferno, Lucifer is imprisoned in ice in the deepest, lowest part of Hell, so theoretically, Hell has been frozen for a long time.
steingar
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Hell has not frozen over, since that cute girl in high school still hasn't gone out on a date with yours truly.
John221us
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Does she know your a pilot now?
steingar
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Nah, lost track of her in the Bush administration (the older, not the younger). She probably isn't so cute these days anyway.
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according to RJM62. So, does that mean we all go to heaven or is there an alternative to Hell? Hmm...
Well... I have rather unusual beliefs on that subject. Since there's no more SZ, suffice it to say that Dante and I wouldn't agree.
Rich
THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL
An actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry midterm.
Is Hell exothermic, (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell, and the rate they are leaving.
I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave Therefore no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, some religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you WILL go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell, because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionally as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So, which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year “…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”; and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and will not freeze.”
The student received the only “A” given
An actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry midterm.
Is Hell exothermic, (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell, and the rate they are leaving.
I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave Therefore no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, some religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you WILL go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell, because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionally as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So, which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year “…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”; and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and will not freeze.”
The student received the only “A” given
FormerHangie
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Ugh, lite beer. Lite beer is for people who don't like the taste of beer but still want to pee a lot.