Zeldman
Touchdown! Greaser!
Staying with the line of happy new something threads, we should remember that 2024 is a leap year, meaning we have one extra day this year to screw things up...
As I’m salaried, what this really means is a pay cut for me.
lessee…we need to cut 8 hours over a year…that’s about a minute fifty seconds we need to cut out from each working day. Better show up on time…bosses notice if you’re even 30 seconds late in the morning, so I guess it’s leave 30 seconds early for lunch and get back 30 seconds late, and leave 20 seconds early at the end of the day.Just work a little less each day in 2024 to balance the books.
lessee…we need to cut 8 hours over a year…that’s about a minute fifty seconds we need to cut out from each working day. Better show up on time…bosses notice if you’re even 30 seconds late in the morning, so I guess it’s leave 30 seconds early for lunch and get back 30 seconds late, and leave 20 seconds early at the end of the day.
probably want to mix it up a bit so the boss doesn’t notice a pattern…maybe every third day leave for lunch 23 seconds early, get back 38 seconds late, and leave 49 seconds early at the end of the day.
Mix in a little more time standing at the urinal once in a while, too.
Relevant.Mix in a little more time standing at the urinal once in a while, too.