Give a gal a lift... (California)

Do you mind giving people lifts in your plane?

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And I'd STILL be overweight and the money would be blowing all over the place at the scene of the crash.
 
Sorry, my cockpit will only handle up to a 28" wide , the girth might be a problem though as you might bend my stick getting in(on) or out(off).
 
eman1200 said:
eman1200 did a 400 pounder in Mardi Gras once. I have since crossed that off my list.

Now these two 200 pounders you talk about.....are they twins?
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A 400 pounder could take felching to a new level. Perhaps a baby sheep, vs. a hamster a la Richard Gere.
 
@Amanda B - assuming you are real and not just @SixPapaCharlie, woman to woman.... if you are even halfway a decent person, RUN -don't walk - from this board. But I kinda hope you're real and completely indecent so there will be more females around here. This place is like a boy's locker room... a middle school version, where they all just hit puberty.
 
Amanda B said:
Technically, anywhere that has land with grapes that people turn into wine. I was thinking about California -- specifically the greater Napa Valley, San Luis Obispo and the hidden gem wineries inland. I suppose anywhere we could fly and have a glass of wine could qualify as well. One cannot be too terribly picky when they are hitchhiking.
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That's not hitch hiking, that's a date.
 
Cajun_Flyer said:
@Amanda B - assuming you are real and not just @SixPapaCharlie, woman to woman.... if you are even halfway a decent person, RUN -don't walk - from this board. But I kinda hope you're real and completely indecent so there will be more females around here. This place is like a boy's locker room... a middle school version, where they all just hit puberty.
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Hey Amanda, don't let Cajun fool ya! She is "one of the boys" and usually is wittier than most of us men on POA. Especially later in the evening when she's had a few. Hope you become a regular, if you're not another 6PC, as you sound like a good sport and can dish it too.
 
Cajun_Flyer said:
@Amanda B - assuming you are real and not just @SixPapaCharlie, woman to woman.... if you are even halfway a decent person, RUN -don't walk - from this board. But I kinda hope you're real and completely indecent so there will be more females around here. This place is like a boy's locker room... a middle school version, where they all just hit puberty.
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Damn! :D:D:D Cajun Flyer NAILED it! That is one of the best descriptions of this place I've seen.
 
As the world turns (POA style)

......smh
 
eman1200 said:
eman1200 did a 400 pounder in Mardi Gras once. I have since crossed that off my list.
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Define "did". The options with a 400 pounder must be limited. Getting close enough could be problematic, I would think.
 
You know I could beat eman there easily. I imagine the exchange would go something like this:

Sac Arrow parks his rig in front of the FBO, flips a quarter to the line boy, says "drain the fuel to three inches below the tabs" and saunters in to the lobby. He's nervous. He's apprehensive. They said, "look for the lady with the largest breasts you can find and when you find her, keep looking because you haven't found the right one yet." He nonchalantly checks himself out in the mirror as he approaches the table. Chest and biceps are still pumped from the pushups on the tarmac. Good. Breath mints. Check. Aviator glasses. Stowed Tom Cruise style hanging from the shirt. Check. Buffet discount card. Check.

There she is. But, she doesn't look like anything he had been expecting. It's sort of like travelling to Thailand, meeting a fantastic young lady, and finding out she was a little bit different than one would have expected. But never mind that. We're here, we have a mission, and it looks like it's already become less challenging than it is. He deviates. He deviates back to the courtesy phone. "Hey, this is Mr. Arrow, tail number 3SA. Tell the line boy to go ahead and fill them to the top, will you."

"So" he says in a fresh voice. "You're Amanda."

"That's right" Amanda says. "I'm ready to go flying when you are."

"Um, Amanda, just one question, is that your Cirrus parked outside?"

Amanda turns around and looks out the window sheepishly. "Yes, why?"

"Well, you realize I have a beater Arrow that looks like it possibly may have been salvaged from the bottom of a swamp. Smells that way too."

"It's okay. It's the... experience."

"By the way, nice goatee."

"Thanks. I try to keep it neatly trimmed."

Neatly trimmed. Goatee. It sounds like a code word for something. She's coming on to me, I know it. I have to admit. The goatee looks like something that might just encircle the birth canal. But it's on her head. Wow, now is that convenient or what. It's kind of like a two birds with one stone kind of thing. "All righty. So, where do you want to go today?" It was a bit of a rhetorical question. The plan was to take her to wine country.

"I'd like to go to wine country."

"Great minds think alike. We're really clicking. Have a seat."

"What?"

"Yeah, we're already in wine country. You know they grow wine in all 57 counties."

"I thought there were 58 counties in California?"

"We don't count LA county in Northern California."

"Oh. I'm hungry. Why don't we grab something to eat. Maybe some barbecue with cole slaw."

"How do you know about cole slaw?" At that moment, the Arrow Pilot began to get slightly suspicious. Maybe, just maybe.... nah.

Break in the scene: eman1200 walks in

"Anybody seen my monkey?"

"No."

"Anyone want to see my monkey?"

"No."

"Touch it, maybe?"

"Why are you here?"

"To take Amanda for a ride!!"

Amanda gets indignant and impatient. "Boys, boys, boys! Both of you! Hush! Okay we're going to do this differently, we're going to take the Cirrus!"

Sac and Eman look at each other with fire in their eyes... "You know" Sac said "I'm the Popeye here, and you're the Bluto. And you know Popeye always wins."

Amanda escorts them to the Cirrus. "What are all these cameras doing on this plane?" Eman says. "This thing has more video than Fort Knox."

"Well boys, I'm going to make an instructional video on how to transport passengers aboard a Cirrus. It's part of a series."

"Oh, nice."

"Hey one of you can sit up front with me" Amanda said.

"Um, I just need to have a chat with eman for a bit, if you don't mind." Sac removes the headset and whispers to eman. "Something looks off with this Amanda chick."

"Yeah I noticed it too. I was expecting something else."

"Do you think it could be..."

"Nah."

"Quiet! We're near engine start up!" Amanda says. He adjust the video camera, and speaks in to the mic. "Hi, my name is B.... er, Amanda, and today we're going to discuss the mechanics of transporting passengers aboard the top of the line Cirrus aircraft. Today we're going to fly to wine country, except that we're already in wine country, so we don't actually really have to fly, but we'll still simulate flying to wine country as if we weren't in wine country to start with."

"What's that on the floor?" Sac asks.

"It's a couple pieces of paper penis confetti. You know, I'm having a real bad feeling about all of this."

"Me too. Let's get out of here and run. Pull the chute handle on the way out so we don't get followed."
 
Sac Arrow said:
"Anybody seen my monkey?"

"No."

"Anyone want to see my monkey?"

"No."

"Touch it, maybe?"

"Why are you here?"
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Liebe meine Abschminke! [1]

[1] Which translated has nothing to do with monkeys, but sounded good.
 
too freakin funny.

and just because I have 'man' in my name and sac has, well, 'sac' in his name, doesn't mean we're into those things. heheh, that's funny, I said 'man sac'.
 
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