Gaston's Polished Aluminum Mic Awards

[TangoWhiskey]

This thread is for all those funny witty moments on the radio.

Yesterday we heard an aircraft call concerned about a gear problem. Said they'd fly over the north ridge and asked us on the flightline to confirm 'gear down'.

Eyes turned, to see Mark S. in his Decathlon, flying by.... inverted, 'gear up'.

Steve quickly replied 'Your gear IS extended!'

 

[jason]

"I would be a very friendly cake lady."

- Jesse

 

[gprellwitz]

"I don't have allergies. That would be an imperfection."

-- Jesse

 

[flyingcheesehead]

"The photon said, 'g-- d--- that's f---in' tiny!'" -Dani

 

[Steve]

Greg, when inquired about the smoke billowing behind the 195 on startup: "Hey, it's a RADIAL!!"