From the guys at ACU2/BMU2

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"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” -Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.

“Aim towards the Enemy.”
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.”
-U.S. Air Force

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”
-Infantry Journal

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”
-U.S. Air Force Manual

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
-Gen. MacArthur

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.”
-Infantry Journal

“You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me.”
-U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.

“Tracers work both ways.”
-U.S. Army Ordnance

“Five second fuses only last three seconds.”
-Infantry Journal

“Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.”
-U. S. Navy Fleet Sailor

“Bravery is when you’re the only one who knows you’re afraid.”
-David Hackworth

“If your attack is going too well, you’re walking into an ambush.”
-Infantry Journal

“No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.”
-Joe Gay

“Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.”
-Anonymous

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.”
-Unknown Marine Recruit

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.”
-Your Buddies

 

[wbarnhill]

My favorite:

"Always remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."

Dunno who to attribute it to though

 

[poadeleted1]

My favorite:

"Always remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."

Dunno who to attribute it to though

Although it's true for the most part, how would you like to be sitting on top of a Saturn VB with the same thought running in your mind....3, 2, 1, we have ignition and liftoff.... YIKES!!