Tom-D
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Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
Died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
Making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly
100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
Advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church
Bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm..... Nice and
Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous , simply in on the Ding and out on
The Dong.'
She pa! used to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be
Alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
Died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were
Making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly
100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
Advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church
Bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm..... Nice and
Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous , simply in on the Ding and out on
The Dong.'
She pa! used to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be
Alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'