Favorite conspiracy theories

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    Disney created a movie called "Frozen" to stop people from getting search results on Walt.
    Mattress companies are money laundering schemes. Who needs so many mattresses that there is a need to have a store everywhere?
    Finland doesnt exist
    Keith Richards is an alien.
     
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    @charheep is from the government and is trying to get us to not believe stuff under the guise that they are conspiracy theories. I’m not falling for it :p:D
     
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    My two favorites from the Flat Earth rabbit hole:
    Australia doesn't exist. Australians are actors in New Zealand.

    Jet fuel is a hoax. Jets run on compressed air.:D
     
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    The moon landing. Mainly because I like an ~80 year old Buzz Aldrin laying a mean right hook to the conspiracy guy’s face.
     
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    If he had really been there, he wouldn't have felt the need to deck the guy.
     
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    I'm still waiting for Bill Gates to send me that money for those chain letters I mailed out.
     
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    We only landed on the moon to distract people from the arrival of an alien spaceship.
     
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    That's what they want you to think.
     
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    man I’m in the same boat with an Ethiopian Prince I helped out.
     
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    One of my favorites as well.
     
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    Oil-industry-blocked 100mpg carburetor
    JFK
    Anything covid-related
    TWA800
     
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    There are tons of lists out there
    To be balanced, maybe we should also consider crap governments actually did pull off! (b/c many of these are purportedly government schemes)
     
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    He'll be 92 in January!
     
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    Joe Biden is the most popular presidential candidate ever.
     
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    IBTL
     
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    The moon is made of cheese. Swiss to be exact. :)
     
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    Electricity is a hoax. Like current passing through a wire makes a magnetic field. Sounds like sheeple talk to me. That's what big electron wants you to thnk.
     
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    Yup…that’s a conspiracy theory. Everybody knows it’s really green cheese.
     
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    Drove me to have some fun and make a youtube video about the stupid magnetism thing.

    If you are offended by the video, it was a false flag attack - someone hacked my account - paid agitators.
     
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    that you get hairy palms from too much, well, you know...... define "too much"..............












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    I love the idea that brass keys are going to be held in place by magnetism!
     
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    That was my reaction.
     
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    "Paul is dead."
     
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    NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to create the fake moon landing.
    He was such a stickler for accuracy, he insisted it be shot on site.
     
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    Or the engine that runs on water!
     
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    That has been done....

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    1906 Stanley Steamer
     
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    Wait, I have to go get my glasses....
     
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    OK, I should have said "fueled by" ...
     
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    iirc, when they crashed the ascent stage of the LEM into the moon (I don't recall which mission), the seismograph on the moon recorded the impact...somebody noted that those readings were consistent with the moon interior being made of cheese.
     
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    This will for sure get a lock: 911 was an inside job
     
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    "The [banks][insurance companies][doctors][utility companies][politicians][pick one] don't want you to know this weird trick!"
     
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    What if gov incompetence is an elaborate cover for all other conspiracies?
     
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    Makes sense. Every time you dial it a government employee picks up!
     
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    Sometimes I don't think they could even purposely eff-up very well.
     
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    Daylight Saving Time.
     
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    Birds aren’t real.
    Idaho isn’t real.