Signs the economy is getting really bad in America.
12. CEO's can't even afford to play miniature golf.
11. You got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. You went to buy a toaster oven and they gave you a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox toy cars have a higher resale value than the real thing.
8. Obama met with small businesses recently, you know - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM.
7. McDonalds is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in America?"
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges and cops.
And my most favorite indicator of all:
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
