So I'm an air-to-air photographer... you know, two or more planes flying through the air at high speed close to each other! Don't touch me! I had to share this response I got from my website from an idiot who felt the need to send me a message because they don't like the wording on my briefing page! Made me laugh, thought I'd share! Message I would've considered you, but the "DONT TOUCH ME!!" as the first thing I see on your website is a total turn off. You sound superior and stuck-up. And it's not clear. Are you referring to your person, or your wings while in the air, or both? In any case, your insistence of not being touched is a turn off. Nobody wants to do business with someone who loathes them. But I understand, you're obviously better and cleaner than the rest of us. By the way... don't touch me!