Did you pack your own luggage, sir?

I have not been asked that in 4 years. That practice was stopped after 9/11. I stopped reading Chicken wings because all they did was rehash old bad aviation jokes. Give me Klyde Morris any day over Chciaken wings.
 
It was better when they asked, "Has anyone unknown to you had possession of your luggage?

One nerd said, "I cannot answer a question about anything unknown to me," which today would probably get you sent to the strip search room and and start your FBI file.

Besides, it should be noted that there are services called doormen, bellhops, valets, taxi cab drivers...

Adm. Lloyd dumped the dumb questions many years ago.
 
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