Dear Abby

Michael

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob
 
It aint leaking, it's marking territory!!:goofy: (At least that's what the Harley owner who parks next to me says):yes:
 
What a hoot! Specially the part about marking territory!

My favorite actual Dear Abby is " A Dog Named Sex". In the paper here in '03.

Best,

Dave
 
imQ said:
It aint leaking, it's marking territory!!:goofy: (At least that's what the Harley owner who parks next to me says):yes:
HaHaHa, and if it ain't leaking, better check the oil cause it's empty.
 
Oh man, thanks for the best laugh I've had since Tony C went home for thanksgiving! A ++ humor.

Matt Michael
 
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