Carjacking N/A

Richard

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Ack...city life
Not a joke.


> You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. Then
> you
>
> lock all your doors, start the engine and shift into REVERSE, and you
> look
>
> into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space and you
> notice a
>
> piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window.
>
> So, you shift into PARK, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to
>
> remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.
> When
>
> you reach the back of your car, that is when the car-jackers appear
> out of
>
> nowhere, jump into your car and take off! Your engine was running,
> (ladies
>
> would have their purse in the car) and they practically mow you down
> as they
>
> speed off in your car.
>
>
>
> BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
>
> Just drive away and remove the paper that is stuck to your window
> later, and
>
> be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to
>
> friends and family...especially to women! A purse contains all of your
>
> identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your
> home
>
> address. They already HAVE your keys!
>
>
>
> Lieutenant Tony Bartolome
>
> Bureau of Investigations
>
> Florida Highway Patrol
>
> P.O. Box 593527
>
> Orlando, FL 32859
>
> (407) 858-3233
 
Richard said:
> you reach the back of your car, that is when the car-jackers appear
> out of
>
> nowhere, jump into your car and take off! Your engine was running,
> (ladies
>
> would have their purse in the car) and they practically mow you down
> as they
>
> speed off in your car.


I have a one word answer for these creeps. Glock.

:)
 
I knew somehow that one was an "urban legend" as soon as I saw it. They have a certain rythmn to the email.

Plus, I've never defended someone who pulled this particular stunt.

Jim G
 
...

What kind of particular stunts DO you defend?

And will you be my lawyer? ;)
 
That is a good idea though...I mean if you were into that kinda thing.
 
Brian Austin said:
I wonder if it would work for a plane.... :rolleyes:

Few planes have rear view mirrors. Even fewer can back out of a parking space. Hopefully the pilots of planes with rear view mirrors that can back out of parking wouldn't be so stupid as to leave the engine running when they climbed out to check the post-it note on the rear window.:D
 
This reminds me of the other urban legend about the person who waits for people under their cars, and waits until the door is unlocked and slashes their achilles (sp?) tendon, leaving them disabled, while they blissfully grab the keys and drive off.

Usually happens in malls. Be afraid!
 
wesleyj said:
Personally i Prefer S&W

Actually, I prefer an HK or CZ, but many people wouldn't know what that is.
 
NickDBrennan said:
This reminds me of the other urban legend about the person who waits for people under their cars, and waits until the door is unlocked and slashes their achilles (sp?) tendon, leaving them disabled, while they blissfully grab the keys and drive off.

Usually happens in malls. Be afraid!

Might work if you put my car on jack stands... But I'd be slightly suspicious as I walked up.
 
Greebo said:
...

What kind of particular stunts DO you defend?

And will you be my lawyer? ;)


I'm an old man in the Public Defender's Office. I start with small pot possessions and end with death penalty homicide. You name it, I have seen it, with very few possible exceptions. I get to see the newest styles before you all, I get to hear the latest, uh, "street expressions" before you all, I am in the know about what drug is hot this week.

If some of the board members would exercise S&W a bit, I might have more time to fly;)

It's funny, though. These hoaxes all sound the same to me. There is really a certain cadence to the emails.

Jim G
 
NickDBrennan said:
This reminds me of the other urban legend about the person who waits for people under their cars, and waits until the door is unlocked and slashes their achilles (sp?) tendon, leaving them disabled, while they blissfully grab the keys and drive off.

Usually happens in malls. Be afraid!
The guy'd be in a world of hurt (literally) if he missed and the driver fired up and blasted away before the perp could extract himself.
 
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