AVweb has one for the failblog...

[smittysrv]

It's rare when the pilots and the ramp rats don't sing from the same hymnal. But when they don't, it's every man for himself.

http://www.funplacestofly.com/blog.asp?ID=292

 

[N801BH]

That couldn't do the nose gear much good....

 

[mikea]

Son, Patroni doesn't need the book. PATRONI WROTE THE BOOK!

"One thing about the 747, son - it never learned to read."

 

[rotorhead1026]

Son, Patroni doesn't need the book. PATRONI WROTE THE BOOK!

"That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything BUT read.
[throws his chewed and soggy cigar over his shoulder] "

FTFY, although your quote may be more appropriate here :wink2:

Courtesy of IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065377/quotes

Just looking at this again, I'm not sure if those are pilots or a maintenance crew repositioning. Anybody know? I can't find it on AVWEB.

What's amazing is that, after the initial impact, the "driver" doesn't try to stop. Joe Patroni indeed!