Any Gamers Out Here? Enjoy

[EdFred]

I didn't post this in Hangar Talk because I think only online / LAN gamers could relate:

If World War Two had been an online Real time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon
sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for
****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

 

[Greebo]

LOL I got that. Thats funny Sharing that w/ my online gaming guild.

 

[Dave Krall CFII]

Wtf!
2tru
Lol
Thnkx

 

[Keith Lane]

ROTFLMAO.....

The history n00Bs I play Arena Quake with would not have a clue!!!!
They would COMPLETELY get the conversation, just not the context.
I am surprised, though how many of the guys, (and gals) plauing online are 40+ years old, as am I.
Thanks

 

[fgcason]

I am surprised, though how many of the guys, (and gals) plauing online are 40+ years old, as am I.

It's because we grew up doing that stuff.

Marathon D&D, text MUDs, and assorted roll playing sessions (WWII Europe Campaign OMG!) in college were routine.



XYZZY

 

[SkyHog]

Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?

ROFLMAO.

That was just classic right there. That was, by far, the funniest thing I've read on the net in a while. I am afraid I need to post that around a few places.

 

[Greebo]

It's because we grew up doing that stuff.

Marathon D&D, text MUDs, and assorted roll playing sessions (WWII Europe Campaign OMG!) in college were routine.



XYZZY

Although MUDders like you and I were fairly uncommon in those days, out of the general populace I mean. Not even all the computer geeks of the day knew how to tap into the new and mysterious "internet" back then (yes, Virginia, the internet *IS* older than AOL).

I remember playing on one of the old pre-cursors to DIKUmud - something called Abermud where you ran around collecting items for points and each item could only be collected by one person. When all items were collected, and thrown in the sacrificial fire (this was how you collected points), the world was reset and it all started over.

Ahh, the good old days.

 

[AirBaker]

XYZZY

*POOF* Nothing happens...

Did you let the bird out of the cage to scare away the snake??

I'm not sure if I ever came close to finishing that game.

In case you didn't know... um... All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

 

[wsuffa]

PLUGH

Friend of mine changed the source from 'little trolls' to 'little ayatollahs'....

 

[fgcason]

*POOF* Nothing happens...

I hate it when that happens, or more to the point, doesn't happen.

Did you let the bird out of the cage to scare away the snake??

I'm not sure if I ever came close to finishing that game.

In case you didn't know... um... All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

I forgot how far I got with it. It's been a really long time. I need to break the game out again and play it.
I never finished Deathmaze 5000 either. (Apple II game) I need to get on that too.

 

[jesse]

Wow..That is just great.


Reminds me of the Command & Conquer series .

 

[SCCutler]

...you guys are cracking me up.

I recall one Christmas day, a TI Silent 700 printing terminal with an acoustic coupler,a dial-in to a 'puter at TI, and about five rolls of thermal paper scattered across the floor, digging through it, "Now what wa sthat code again? XYZZX? "You are at the gate."....

...old days.