A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

[EdFred]

whip it, and whip it good

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whippin' post.

 

[Chip Sylverne]

I don't want, anybody else,
when I think about you I touch myself

Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.

 

[Ravioli]

I'm too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.

 

[PaulS]

'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine

 

[eman1200]

'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine

Money....it's a gas

 

[RJM62]

Money....it's a gas

Ah, my buddy Jim Bass, he's a-working pumping gas
And he makes two-fifty for an hour.

 

[MotoFlier]

"See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire"

 

[Matthew]

You make me feel like a natural woman.

 

[eman1200]

It's raining men.....

 

[PaulS]

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

 

[MotoFlier]

This **** is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s

 

[PaulS]

This **** is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s

Yes we have no bananas, bananas in Scranton, PA.

 

[Clark1961]

forty thousand pounds of bananas

 

[Bob Noel]

99 bottles of beer...

 

[Seanaldinho]

... thats why we drink it here...

 

[Clark1961]

welcome to the Hotel California

 

[eman1200]

I aint drunk.......I'm just drinkin

 

[Clark1961]

all night long

 

[Shepherd]

It's a long way from Tipperary

 

[LT4247]

"the more i drink, the more i drink,,,,,,the more i drink."

 

[eman1200]

I drink alone

 

[Hawker800]

Alone again (naturally)

 

[Clark1961]

All night long

 

[Norman]

That was a nice little song. Sing me another one do.

 

[eman1200]

That was a nice little song. Sing me another one do.

do a ditty ditty dum ditty do

 

[Mason]

You'll never walk alone.

 

[Clark1961]

walk this way

 

[MotoFlier]

If nautical nonsense be something you wish drop on the deck and flop like a fish

 

[overdrive148]

If nautical nonsense be something you wish drop on the deck and flop like a fish

I says "Pig Pen this is a-Rubber Duck, we just ain't a gonna pay no toll!"

 

[rpadula]

I says "Pig Pen this is a-Rubber Duck, we just ain't a gonna pay no toll!"

Don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side.

 

[Clark1961]

I says "Pig Pen this is a-Rubber Duck, we just ain't a gonna pay no toll!"

on the highway to hell

 

[timwinters]

on the highway to hell

It's nature's way of telling you...something's wrong...

 

[GrampaMark]

It's nature's way of telling you...something's wrong...

Just as I crossed the Mississippi line
I heard that highway start to whine...

 

[EdFred]

I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

 

[Fearless Tower]

I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

In the Psychobilly Cadillac

 

[Clark1961]

it's all psycho-babble rap to me

 

[Ravioli]

gotta lose your mind in Detroit, Rock City!

 

[Matthew]

Son, you're going to drive me to drinking if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln.

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Imagine all the heartaches and tears in 27 years of beer.

 

[Kelvin]

They all call her poota...cause no one really knows her name...