A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

The roof is leaking and the wind is howling
Kids are crying 'cos the sheets are so cold
I woke this morning found my hands were frozen
I've tried to fix the fire, but you know the damn thing's too old
 
You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just dancing in the dark...
 
LandSickness said:
You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just dancing in the dark...
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When they kick at your front door
how ya gonna come?
With your hands on your head
or on the trigger of your gun?

Nauga,
who definitely does not rock the casbah
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys...bad boys...

Whatcha gonna do when the come for you?
 
Kelvin said:
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys...bad boys...

Whatcha gonna do when the come for you?
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Deep in my heart,I do believe
We're not gonna make it,
whoa no we're not gonna make it.

Nauga,
and Lump
 
nauga said:
Deep in my heart,I do believe
We're not gonna make it,
whoa no we're not gonna make it.

Nauga,
and Lump
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And that time over at Johnny's place,
Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her
 
swing low, sweet chariot
 
Kelvin said:
And that time over at Johnny's place,
Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her
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Everybody is on the run, Janie's got a gun
 
Sweet Jane. Sweet Jane.

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She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl
 
I was stoned and I missed it
 
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable


This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
 
nauga said:
So remember (remember remember) when the weather gets rough
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The lake it is said never gives up her dead, when the skies of November turn gloomy. :(:(:( (The Big Fitz went down 40yrs ago today)
 
Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
 
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb,
She could prove anytime all men was scum.
 
Sister Christian, oh the time has come
 
Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
 
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
 
Liar, liar, pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire
 
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
 
This bed of Rose's that I lay on, where I was taught to be a man
 
I never promised you a rose garden
 
He must have been a gardener that cared a lot
Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop
 
there'll be no more tears in heaven



*Low-hanging fruit rule: the next post can't contain the word "stairway".
 
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