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Hey @judypilot, I'm the most musically uninclined person there is. I had a Latin teacher famous for saying, "knowledge makes a bloody entrance". I think of him every time I practice! 30 years ago I tried to pick up guitar. It was a short endeavor. I remember using my right hand to move my...

First determine where this girl falls on the Hot Crazy Matrix then the rest of the decision will fall into place.

That, and I think he might have a cleatoris.

If you don't have anything positive to say, why don't you just go aweigh?

Ouch. Yaw hurt my feelings!

Trim, on the other hand...

I'm planing to take a shower later.

You just need a login ID. Otherwise, PoA is a freeboard.

I thought PoA was aboard?

You definitely got us underway.

You rode the thread for a while though.

I'll hold off then on the pun I'm drafting.

My head is swelling. I might need a larger capsize.

True. But I do captain a Mahn o' War (which was one of the other boat name finalists) :-)

You're making me beam.

When it comes to puns, you have no piers.

Wake me up when this happens.

You're full of ship.

It's a good thing b/c I for one prefer not to sea cock.