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This didn't happen over a radio, but I called a business and the old man answered. All I could hear we're grunts and sounds of exertion. For about...
I think my rations are coming up!
You still dreaming of barbarian lands?
Yo' hand is nice and supple, like a lady!
I used to work for a farmer many years ago, I think he had around 10,000 acres. At the time, He had a beautiful, 15 years younger EX-wife that he...
Goooood morning, Vietnaaaaaam!
“I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.”
You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face and started to wiggle.
*farts* "why don't you put that in your book?"
Timmons, Dances with Wolves
Woah, that is cutting it close. Best not risk it by putting more weight in the plane. Man up, eat squirrel, bugs, earthworms. Google which plants...
But why is it that you chew a pill yet you swallow M&M's whole?
I'm a complicated guy, Mac.
Life's a garden, dig it!
Sit on it and rotate, sir.
Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17% actual dog.
***k! Even in the future nothing works.
Man, you crazy. It's obviously the stars that are rotating.
Son of ***** was right. She tastes like a peach.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!
A polar bear fell on me.
I had a chrome helmet that liked. I don't know if it was more visible from all angles, but if the angle to the sun was just right you couldn't...