Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

A man who claimed he represented the worlds tallest piano player was proved to be lying when Guinness world records measured the players height at 5’10”

Turns out it was just another case of a many lying about the size of his pianist.
 
Palmpilot said:
So how many shipping ships should a ship-shipping ship ship if a ship-shpping ship should ship shipping ships?
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Did you about the tragic fate of the freighter from Hong Kong carrying a cargo of yo-his?

It ran into a pacific typhoon and sank 562 times.
 
It was revealed that scientists were able to turn back time and have come up with the word emit.
 
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In other science news, a group has published in a journal that smoking too much marijuana causes your saliva glands to go into overdrive.

When asked what we can do about that, the lead research mee replied, “You can spit or get off the pot.”
 
meanwhile at the zoo, a monkey was arrested today for throwing flaming feces.

Three zoo keepers have been admitted to the hospital with turd degree burns.
 
My first day on the job at the cattle ranch didn’t go so well.

To protect my clothes, I covered myself in brown wrapping paper.

Got arrested for rustling.
 
A worker at the miniature western town museum was rushed to the hospital after an explosion caused some the model horses to be lodged in his rectum.

Doctors describe his condition as stable.
 
I recently read that 10 out of 9 people are bad at math and statistics reports.
 
AggieMike88 said:
A worker at the miniature western town museum was rushed to the hospital after an explosion caused some the model horses to be lodged in his rectum.

Doctors describe his condition as stable.
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Creatures in the rectum eh...time for an oldie but a goodie

 
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RussR said:
That's a fun-looking airplane in the picture, and a rare one at that. I had to look it up by tail number, it's a Wing D-1 Derringer, a two-seat twin. Only 7 are currently listed in the FAA registry, no idea how many are actually flying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing_Derringer
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Cool...I wondered, but didn't bother to look it up. I assumed it was the twin Grumman or something.
 
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist, so they put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read: Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.
Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.
Loons and Moons - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.
 
RussR said:
That's a fun-looking airplane in the picture, and a rare one at that. I had to look it up by tail number, it's a Wing D-1 Derringer, a two-seat twin. Only 7 are currently listed in the FAA registry, no idea how many are actually flying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing_Derringer
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There is one of those at 52F where I do quite a bit of flying
 
Daleandee said:
The wife gave the cat a bath last night. Surprisingly enough the cat really loved it.

But the wife said she wasn't fond of all that cat hair getting stuck on her tongue ...
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There is another way to describe that activity that can’t be said in this family friendly forum.
 
Daleandee said:
The wife gave the cat a bath last night. Surprisingly enough the cat really loved it.

But the wife said she wasn't fond of all that cat hair getting stuck on her tongue ...
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Coach said, "'Give me ten laps!' so I said, 'Lick yourself clean.'" - Emo Phillips

Nauga,
who was his neighbor's imaginary friend
 
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