Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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A man is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.

He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."

Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."
 
From facebook:

Student pilot here, I am looking for what types of aircraft will best fit my mission.

at least 4 seats
1200lbs+ useful load
3 hrs of fuel with 1 hr reserve
fixed gear (tricycle config preferred)
fixed prop preferred

budged around 50k
 
So, I went to the airport to fly... My rental was still out for mx. A&P said he'd have it ready for the flight line next week...

I ain't holdin' my breath .
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fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy
 
A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot didn't know what to do. The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand.

One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"

The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar. You want the chip monk."
 
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