Lets make Friday 'Joke Day'!

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What'd the drummer get on his IQ test?
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Drool.

How do you tell if a drummer's riser is level?

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The drool leaks out of both sides of his mouth equally.


What do call a drummer without a girlfriend?

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Homeless.

What do you call someone who likes to hang out with musicians?

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A drummer.
 
How can you pick out a trombonist's kid at the playground?

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He no good at swinging and he's afraid of the slide.

What's the similarity between a trombone and a legal proceeding?

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Everyone's happiest when the case is closed.


Definition of perfect pitch?

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Chucking a clarinet in the toilet without hitting the rim.


Difference between an accordion and an onion?

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No one cries when you chop up an accordion.


An accordion and a trampoline?

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Yiu don't have to take off your shoes to jump on an accordion.
 
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
 
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.

A riff on that joke...

Which is bigger...a violin or viola? Actually, they are both the same size. Violins always look smaller because violinists' heads are bigger.
 
My daughter played viola, so I got to hear a few:

What's the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola burns longer.
Or the meaner one:

What do you call birth control for a violist?

Their personality.
 
Wait... why is Rocket on there? (To the right of Avicii).
 
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