things that should be ice cream flavors, but aren't

[denverpilot]

Tang.

 

[Cajun_Flyer]

bacon
whiskey
Christopher Walken

 

[eman1200]

Col* sla*

 

[Acrodustertoo]

Coors beer
Chuck Norris pubic hair
Used hypodermic needle
WD-40
Cat hair

 

[Bill]

Liverwurst and onions
Burnt brake lining
Stink bug
Mens room at 9:38am

 

[Acrodustertoo]

Liverwurst and onions
Burnt brake lining
Stink bug
Mens room at 9:38am

I am pretty sure that a "liver and onions" ice cream would be fantastic! I'm in.

 

[GeorgeC]

LPS 2
wash wax all

 

[Sluggo63]

Bourbon Street

 

[upstateny]

My nephew votes for Thumb.

 

[SkyDog58]

I haven't had it but I thought someone would say "Tim's sausage".

 

[GeorgeC]

Corrosion-X.

 

[Brad Smith]

Carburetor cleaner
Marvel Mystery Oil
5606

 

[cessna182b]

1. gasoline
2. used motor oil
3. blue loctite

I nominate Pickle Juice and Mustard.

I'd say Garlic as well - but that's been done already. You can sample some in Gilroy, CA (The Garlic Capital of the World)!

Dave

 

[Unit74]

*****

I think I'll have some tonight.... (Assuming the letter count is correct)

 

[GeorgeC]

I'd say Garlic as well - but that's been done already. You can sample some in Gilroy, CA (The Garlic Capital of the World)!

http://hvgf.org/garlichistory.html

 

[FlySince9]

*****

I agree!

 

[Sac Arrow]

I nominate Pickle Juice and Mustard.

I'd say Garlic as well - but that's been done already. You can sample some in Gilroy, CA (The Garlic Capital of the World)!

Dave

That is why mirrors are not manufactured there.

 

[Hank S]

I nominate Pickle Juice and Mustard.

I'd say Garlic as well - but that's been done already. You can sample some in Gilroy, CA (The Garlic Capital of the World)!

Dave

The best pickles are Wickles Pickles, made right herenin Dadeville, AL, just a few minutes down the road. Sorta sweet, sorta spicy. Great alone and in sammiches.

Gotta believe Wickles would make great ice cream!

 

[SkyHog]

Peanut Butter and Ladies.

 

[GeorgeC]

playdoh

 

[MauleSkinner]

I don’t know why any of those flavors are necessary...you can put ANYTHING on vanilla.

 

[EdFred]

I agree!

Plot twist: That word ends with an "s".

Anyone up for meconium ice cream?

 

[JOhnH]

This is the craziest party that could ever be,
dont' turn on the lights, cause I don't wanna see.

 

[Rgbeard]

Pink Taco!

 

[benyflyguy]

Twizzlers-red ones

 

[MuseChaser]

Squirrel Pate (yes, I've made it, it's very good, and would make a wonderful gelato)
Bromine
Chocolate Wind Shear
Rocky the Rhodes Scholar
Colonoscopy Prep
Nut Juice Surprise (made w/ almond milk for lactose intolerant folks)
Buffalo Wing Sauce
Chunks of Monkey
Blown Chow

 

[Sundancer]

Napalm
Snot
Whatever perfume Margurita was wearing that night in 1972; must be unusual, 'cause I rarely get a whiff of it, but last time was in an elevator in DC, and it snatched me back over the decades, remembering her touch, her lips parting just so, hestitating, then committing, how warm she was through the summer dress, the soft sounds, looking into each other's eyes like. . .

WTF, this was about ice cream, right?

 

[overdrive148]

 

[IK04]

Wallet.

 

[SoonerAviator]

. . . Anyone up for meconium ice cream?

I bet it tastes like crap.

 

[Fiveslide]

Onion rings
Barnacle ice cream would have a nice crunch!

 

[Matthew]

Lucky Strike

 

[MIFlyer]

I don't know about 2 & 3, but I guarantee #1 wouldn't sell.

avgas smells much better than mogas

 

[RJM62]

Ghost peppers.

 

[MauleSkinner]

avgas smells much better than mogas

Hopefully it tastes better, too...but I’ve never tasted avgas.

 

[CltFlyBoy]

Old Craftsman plastic handle screwdrivers
Smegma
Contact cement

 

[chartbundle]

Hopefully it tastes better, too...but I’ve never tasted avgas.

Well, they used to use lead as a sweetener...

 

[Flying_Nun]

 

[jsstevens]

This is the craziest party that could ever be,
dont' turn on the lights, cause I don't wanna see.

Mama told me not to come.

 

[CharlieD3]

Hoppe's #9

They make a car air freshener in that... They should make some icecream, too.